The new Clement Temile thread

[Football Man]

Originally Posted By: Potters Bar Town FC

Funnily enough, it was only because of a post by Rhodes on this very forum that I knew the person in question was at Kentish Town in the first place.

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Well it's nobody I know

I thought you had some sort of photographic memory of all previous postings on this forum, Rhodes.

[Football Man]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

everyone bar Haringey Borough and Potters Bar Town that is who both unceremoniously showed us the door

What "ceremony" were the club expecting?

[Football Man]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

That's a strange comment to say that we might fold, why on earth would we fold just because we don't have a place to call home. We have survived in the SSML for four seasons now as the 'Bedouins of non league football' and everyone is sympathetic to our plight, well everyone bar Haringey Borough and Potters Bar Town that is who both unceremoniously showed us the door possibly in the hope and belief we would fold.

Rhodes, I have had no reason to call you a dickhead for several days now. Shame you had to spoil it with a stupid post like this one!

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Potters Bar Town FC

I thought you had some sort of photographic memory of all previous postings on this forum, Rhodes.

I still haven't got a clue who you're talking about and neither did Frank when I asked him earlier, he is not one of our currently registerred players so we are not losing any sleep in trying to work out who it is or are we particularly interested.

[Football Man]

That's fine. Still good news for us, though!

[Rhodes]

So who were you talking about then just out of morbid curiosity, I have mentioned very few of our players by name on here and certainly none of our former players who are not currently registerred with us so your comments could be construed as an illegal approach. I am in two minds whether to report your Club to the SSML hierarchy.

[Football Man]

Dear SSML,

 

I would like to report Potters Bar Town for making an illegal approach to Kentish Town. The person concerned is now at Potters Bar but I don't know who it is, even though I'm the club secretary, and I've asked my manager Frank but he doesn't know who it is either. I'd still like you to take action though because the Potters Bar secretary keeps pointing out how stupid I am to everyone who uses the SSML internet forum and I don't like it.

 

Yours grovellingly,

Rhodes.

[3praise]

ha ha PBT i must say you made me laugh out loud!!

[Rhodes]

Very childish, you don't get out of it that easily by making a silly joke, William Hague style, as I still plan to take the matter further once I have identified who the player is you are going on about.

[Football Man]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

you don't get out of it that easily by making a silly joke,

I think you'll find it IS that easy for me to "get out of it", Rhodes. Which part of my earlier post (reprinted below) did you not understand?

Originally Posted By: Potters Bar Town FC

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Well it's nobody I know as whoever it is he was registerred with Kentish Town before my time and you would have had to make a formal approach TO ME had you wanted any of our currently registerred players.

Who said anything about players? Why on earth would any Ryman League club want a Kentish Town player?

[Rhodes]

Don't tell me it's Julian Hudson!

[RH1]

I can confirm thats a no!

[Rhodes]

I still haven't got a clue what Potters Bar Town is on about and neither has anyone else at Kentish Town, I think he has lost the plot.

[Football Man]

I'm really not bothered now whether you know or not, or whether you work it out or not. I understand that "he" is still prepared to help Kentish Town out, but not to the same extent as before and not on matchdays (unless we don't need him for a particular game).

[Rhodes]

Well whoever it is it sounds like he has done the dirty on us, Pontious Pilot style, and we don't entertain traitors at our Club in any way shape or form.

[Football Man]

I'll pass that on to him for you.

[Lato]

I see the Wikipedia entry on Toto Tammuz is still unedited suggesting there must be some truth in it.

[Football Man]

Seems a bit more than a suggestion, Lato.

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Lato

I see the Wikipedia entry on Toto Tammuz is still unedited suggesting there must be some truth in it.

Well I spoke to 'the messiah' about it and he just shook his head in disbelief, he said he wouldn't even waste his time and stoop to Wikipedia's level. That's typical of him, he's so laid back whereas he could easily sue Wikipedia for every penny they have if he asked to use the Club's high profile Solicitor firm.

[3praise]

Rhodes, most celebrities would do their utmost to clear their name in the public view, and so become a great role model for kids and parents everywhere, it strikes me as unprofessional that he wouldnt want to clear his name especially being such a massive celebrity!!