Name the Cat

[Laz]

Here's a Blue Peter style competion to name the new pet of an undisclosed forum member.

 

 

I'll start it off: "Smelly".

[AFF]

Pooh.

[AFF]

That looks like a particularly large hair-ball behind the thing.

 

One a week by the look of him/her.

 

Pooh.

[Laz]

I'm guessing that the owner of this cat has not yet seen a hairball.

[AFF]

Hmmnn. He/she will.

 

When he/she sees the first hair-ball, the owner of the mog might assume that it, [Pooh], is seriously ill and have the thing put down.

 

If the new owner is looking for love, affection, a cheery smile, any level of obedience and a wag of the tail by the family pet when he/she returns to the house from a hard day at the office, he/she has acquired the wrong thing there.

 

A Kimono Dragon would show more affection than a cat.

[Laz]

By the looks of Smelly/Pooh it is no stranger to food.

 

At least the Kimono Dragon would reduce the number of flies in he/she's house during the Summer.

[Rob_the_Saint]

Quote:

Laz said:
By the looks of Smelly/Pooh it is no stranger to food.

Knocky!

[YELLOW]

Quote:

Laz said:
At least the Kimono Dragon would reduce the number of flies in he/she's house during the Summer.

Would probably eat the cat as well!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Do we know whether the cat is a he or a she?

[Laz]

Which cat?

 

[YELLOW]

The moggy in the pic above.

[AFF]

Hi Laz.

 

Just look at that smiley little face.... those eyes that look at the camera with love and affection..... and her dear little feet.... that swishing tail .... aaaaaaaghhhh.

 

That's what your mate wants, mate. A pet that will show love. A kimono dragon.

 

Tiddles.

[Laz]

I wonder what it eats? Cats?

[AFF]

Hopefully, yes.

[JKiF]

Top?

 

Benny?

 

cho-cho?

[Laz]

Nice work JKIFski!

 

Brains?

 

I thought there were about six of them.

Who were the other two?

 

Can you name the four Banana Splits without looking it up?

[Rob_the_Saint]

I think the one with the collar and tie was 'fancy'. Wasn't there also an ugly one called 'plug' or something like that.

 

All quite on the LMU front, you don't think she's been eaten do you? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[AFF]

She has probably passed out at the sight of the first fur-ball, Rob.

 

Either that or she has gone into a catatonic state [geddit?] waiting for the thing to show any sign of affection, or gratitude for food.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I like it's little white boots

 

Call it Whitey, after Laz!

[YELLOW]

Both the moggy and LMU were fine when I last spoke to her.

[Little Miss Urchin]

It's not my cat, it just turns up when I get back from work. It certainly can't be looking for food or warmth as I provide neither - I don't feed/water it and I haven't yet turned my heating on. As Yellow has mentioned, I'm allergic to them.

 

My parents have a little Westie called Bertie, who really is very cute and lovable. Ahh...

 

Back to the cat... I have no idea if it's a girlie or boyo and will not be calling it Pooh. I'll stick to Puss Puss for the time being. It'll probably stop coming in before long anyway. Hope it deosn't find Gladys and Wanda. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />