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Hawk_Boy said:
i didn't you muppet,i used to have a ford and it cost £10 to get your code of them.With bmw you ring them up and they give it to you over the phone.thats service for you chav boy










bejam anyone?????????



Tiger Woods takes his BMW in for a service. The mechanic didn't recognise him. As Tiger got out of the car two golf tees fell out of his shirt pocket and on to the floor. The mechanic said "What are they?" Tiger replied "They are for resting my balls on when I drive".

Punchline ....

"Bloody hell, those guys at BMW think of everything don't they!".

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