5000 speech time

[onebreast]

So this is 5000 . What a sad [****!!****] i really am . Id just like to say at this point that my work productivity has absolutely nose dived in recent weeks but that is the sacrifice i have made .

How things have changed since my last speech just 1000 posts ago . I was at Burnham , mister was coachy ,id never met mr white socks coup or crfcyouth, big d had a huge nose .............maybe things havent changed that much then after all .

So i left Burnham after 15 months with them . It was enjoyable but i needed a fresh start and along came crfcyouth,big d, silencer and sixy who persuaded me to join Concord . I can honestly say ive not been this happy in a long while , even though I still cant get to grips with the fact that i'll have to take orders from Ewers.

Ive been there a week and it feels like home already - but i will be happier when ive jackpotted the weakest link machine in the clubhouse .

One thing though , after wednesdays game i went to the bar and ordered a red bull .................£2.10 !!!!!!!! I thought i was in Mayhem for a minute , but then again i dont qualify for the rock discount as im a foreigner !!!

So to the people i left behind , Kaiser , the monk , all the breast fellas , see you on the 2nd when I will munch the pair of you on that pitch.

And to my new family , big_d , super sixy , silencer and the orange colour skinned (think the atcual shade is Big Ron with a hint of david dickinson) enigma that is crfcyouth , hello and thank you for my welcome into your club . I hope we have many successful times and lots of p*ss ups together .

 

And for you kaiser some great swear words just to end this momentus post .

 

cuntchops

pisswipes

[****!!****]piece

cockpipe

twathead

shitflaps

bollockchop

shitpit

 

Please lads give me some new ones as im limited to this choice selection at the present time.

[Beachboys]

Absolute quality son

[Big_d]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

[Kaiser Jnr]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" /> good lad trenks <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

 

cuntox is my favourite swearword, but I have copyright on that... soooo... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[onebreast]

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Big_d said:
<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

is that to depict your helmet weeping with all the sores you have on it son ??

[onebreast]

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Kaiser Jnr said:
<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" /> good lad trenks <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

cuntox is my favourite swearword, but I have copyright on that... soooo... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

thats why i didnt use it fella , cant afford the royalty payment

[Big_d]

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onebreast said:

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Big_d said:
<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

is that to depict your helmet weeping with all the sores you have on it son ??

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[smallsy]

no mention <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

[onebreast]

smallsy you a forum numero uno , you dont need a mention , it goes without saying that im always thinking about you and how you p*ssed on me in the showers

[Silencer]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/excited.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/excited.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/excited.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/excited.gif" alt="" />

[Michael Hunt]

How times have changed Trenkel !!! I remember the days when Hunty / Macca would be mentioned in EVERY post you wrote !!!

Now you've gone off for some concord homo loving and I'm forgotten !!

 

fck you, you fat, bald sh1t stabbing nob jockey

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

No mention for the sneer either!

[Kaiser Jnr]

hahahaha eat my sh*t pecker heads!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Hi Flanders <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[coach et 64]

you're right huntie and johnny! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />he forgot who's real friends are..when he was an unknown and upcoming youngster you always stood by him,side to side!now,he doesn't even mention you <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smash.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

[Michael Hunt]

good call Meeeeeester !

hes a bender

[coach et 64]

coachie please,i can't get my name back! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[smallsy]

he just used the 5000 speech to suck up to his new concord mates.

[coach et 64]

yeah.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />he used to be our best <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

[smallsy]

hes changed <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[coach et 64]

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smallsy said:
hes changed <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

his weight or <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />