New Uncoordinated Species.

[pabird]

There is a new sub species of man discovered travelling into Kings Cross every working day.

The sub species (remarkable for its uncoordinated right leg right arm walk) is thought to have been first noticed when taking 120 lessons and 5 attempts at passing the human being driving test, then after two years of attempting to pass the test and never having driven above 30 miles an hour they arrived the day after their successful test in their fathers 2.5 litre Ford managers company car on the M11 doing 110 mph crossing lanes minus signals and playing jungle bunny music at 20 decibels.

They have evolved sufficiently in their impersonation of humans to obtain lower management roles in London and true to their posing but uncoordinated characteristic they now (every day) drag behind them (on a four foot long handle) a case full of non-essential crap.

Maintaining their M11 driving habits they cause havoc and minor injury to normal passengers at a rate of one per every ten yards.

A sub-sub-species carry the non-essential crap in a designer knapsack on their back.

[coupwotcoup]

Count yourself lucky....I am now fluent in Polish since travelling on the Jubilee Line from Stratford to Waterloo every day..