best pranks so far

[smallsy]

what sort have pranks have been pulled out your club so far this year.

[Hookey]

I know Karen wasn't too pleased when you guys got her 14 year old son Jack pissed on the way home from Cogenhoe!!!

 

Puke everywhere on the coach I believe!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

Also puked up in Bowers' bar when he got back there...

[smallsy]

come on lads. you must have pulled some decent ones out.

 

i left a nice parcel in dave whites bag on saturday after he deep heated my tracksuit wednesday <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Chopper]

its old but good.

 

One of the players made holes in another players sock, so when he put his sock on and pulled it up his toes just went straight through.

[onebreast]

when was that done chops in 1974 when socks were made from thick wool ??

[Chopper]

no mate was done last month and to the fellas nike sock, he was not impressed.

[smallsy]

trenks what went on at burnham ealrier in the season? heard the banter there is shocking. didnt gary ansells armani suit get deep heated?

 

jj,sixy, big d - any stories so far?

[onebreast]

yeah ansells suit trousers got deep heated as did my jeans and kimbles pants !! Kimble was in agony the poor boy.

[smallsy]

how did ansell feel about the perpertraitor? ha ha ha

 

whitey deep heated me and my nob was in bits, thats why i sh*t in his bag saturday.

[Krooner]

Did a few when playing.

 

Best one was in the pub after the game and we nicked one of the players cars. Never seen someone's face go so white.

 

Shower Gel on the hair is always a good one. Managed to dump about half a bottle on one guy.

[Kaiser Jnr]

Hahahaha i forgot about that....

 

Ansell was not best pleased, but Kimble went ballistic!!!

 

Hi Asbo kids <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[Maldini66]

I remember one in front of a fairly big crowd, we always came out to the same record, So we let the Captain run out on his own while we stayed in the tunnel pissing ourselves, the plank was clapping the crowd and didn't realise until he reached the centre circle. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Kaiser Jnr]

hahahaha thats a quality one...

 

That reminds me actually...

 

we did that with one particular person on our sunday team...

he scored the winning goal in a league match, and he ran off to the corner flag to celebrate...

we just walked back to our positions a made him look a complete mug, standing there on his own... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

the week after he scored again, but instead of celebrating with him, we congratulated our goalkeeper instead!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

 

he never celebrates goals anymore!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Hi Gordon Wilson <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[Maldini66]

Ha Ha quality Kaiser

 

Here's another

We had played this particular team four times in about two months due to League/Cup Games

They knew us and we knew then

The Manager decided that we would start the game back to front, in other words us defenders played up front and the forwards played at the back, It was fecking hilarious seeing the look on our opponents faces because they didn't have a clue what was happening.

We Won though fecking brilliant <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[cider]

When i played at East Thurrock in the late 80`s early 90`s a bloke called Paul Archent who was a complete loon,worked in a slaughter house.After a night game he put 6 dead baby pigs in the place where the soap normally went.One bloke who was covered in shampoo grabbed one and started rubbing in around his nuts and face thinking it was a soggy bar of soap.

[inthemixer]

the 1 i always remember is in the showers, and a player that no1 liked who was a good friend of the mamager (only reason why he played) and my mate ,wont name him, stood next to him saying what a good game he had, if that wasnt a piss take enough, pissing all over him <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/icon29.gif" alt="" /> absolute quality.

[inthemixer]

another good 1 in winter is to take peoples warm clothing, while they are getting ready, get out on the training pitch with different people wearing it, gloves, hats ,jumpers etc. and see who comes out with the least on.

[coupwotcoup]

You sound such a bundle of fun...thank feck I retired...eons ago!!