EFMTFTV on the telly

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

On walking down Kentish Town Road on Friday I was grabbed to go onto a live dating show there and then, alas I was on my way to work..

 

Keeping their promise that I am "Just what people on TV want to see" they have just called and booked me in for some dating show on ITV Play, whatever that is, next Monday .... I have to be there at 5pm and it's live but I'm guessing as the show is called 'the 7'o'clock show' that it goes out at 7pm

 

It's set up in an on-line dating format with interaction from the audience. I've had to supply a picture so watch me humiliated sitting at the computer while all the good looking people cyber ...hahaha!!

[Exiled Saint]

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[AFF]

So you sit in the studio and people contact the programme by computer and you and they try to arrange a date with each other in about 4 seconds. Is that the general idea?

 

Just remember two things, EFMTFTV. Firstly, not everyone on this internet lark is exactly who they might pretend to be. I wouldn't want to see you abducted by one of these philatelist perverts.

 

And just because it's callled the 7 o'clock Show doesn't necessarily mean that it's broadcast at 7 o'clock.

 

Bon chance, mon ami.

[Electric ~soul~]

Is this actually going to happen, or is it more BPM-style pie in the sky??

[Laz]

How do I get BPM on my SKY thingy?

[Rob_the_Saint]

Freeview 31 or Sky 856 are the channels to avoid.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Electric ~soul~ said:
Is this actually going to happen, or is it more BPM-style pie in the sky??

Well it's actually a channel that is broadcasting and I'm only on 1 show so it's hardly compariable to BPM which, for some reason, still seems to amuse you so much...

[Electric ~soul~]

Yes, I'm sorry about that, truly.

 

Well, hopefully you'll put in a good appearance on this ITV show, and will be snapped up by another extreme sports and gaming channel in the not-too-distant future!!

[Laz]

Will there be any skateboarding or is that covered by the term extreme sports?

[Electric ~soul~]

I think it's all part of the package, yes. Thornsy will be the one to ask, though.

[Laz]

I assumed Thornsey was too busy working on the show.

 

I've often wondered what makes a sport extreme. Is it danger thing? If so then boxing or WWE are both pretty extreme.

[Little Miss Urchin]

Flower arranging using roses with thorns attached can cause a nasty nip.

[Laz]

Or cactii juggling?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I think it's quite sad that you find the fact that something that I was so excited about, something I wanted to do all my life was taken away by a situation beyond my control so amusing and everytime I explain things to you it's met with a stupid grin like it was always a joke and it never really existed...

 

Remind me when EMI are about to snap you up with your brand of 6th form poetry but then can't go ahead due to circumstances beyond their and your control to be just as supportive!

[Electric ~soul~]

Mate, you were the only one who actually thought it was going to happen.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Cheers, that's the annoying thing, you all sat there judging without actually visiting the place, seeing the set up meeting the people. The [****!!****] channel was there, it had premisies, it had 2 studios, it had better kit than most channels.

It wasn't a group of people with promises that were never going to happen, it wasn't like me sitting in a room saying 'we're going to do this this and this' because it was already set up and functional, that's what winds me up the most is the fact that you seem to think I got taken in by a bunch of people with nothing to their name.

[Electric ~soul~]

And there are plenty of things you like to wind me up about too, yet it doesn't stop you doing so... Tom playing my song, stealing money out of my bank account, shagging my ex-bird etc..

 

It's called an achilles heel.

[AFF]

Err. Excuse me for a minute. Who's Tom?

 

Is the 'achilles heel', the pleasure in winding someone up, or the being wound up?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

1. Tom never played your song, you know that so why on earth do you bother getting wound up about it

2. I didn't steal money, Pete did and you've had it back

3. I've mentioned shagging your ex probably twice and I didn't even tell you in the first place

 

Different leagues mate

[Laz]

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AFF said:
Err. Excuse me for a minute. Who's Tom?

Mr Fenton I think!

There seem to be several conversations on this thread.

I'm going to sit back and watch Zeal and Thornsey's bitching session!