Favourite Shout!

[Gussy]

Love it when someone gets barged off thr ball (rare occurance with refs like kroon dog about) and then someone shouts <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/megaphon.gif" alt="" />"GET ON THE WEIGHTS"

[Oners_2_Fourers]

cant beat NUTS

[neutralbob]

when someone dives in and misses:

 

"he had to pay to get back in"!!!

[Mascherano]

"Get me Zinger tower while at KFC"

 

"Come on ref he's like a pea on a fork"

[Gussy]

"beep beep see ya"

[johnnojudo]

Just come out onto the pitch after the half time break. " Ref.. How long??? "

Usually you get a little glance at the watch from the ref. He then realises......

 

Love it!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[Mascherano]

love it when your running at a defender & he's saying "what you got, what you got.."

too which i reply " the ball"

[Krooner]

Oi ref you are [****!!****].

 

Why do you think I am doing this game.

[Gussy]

When bob shanks one and murph shouts "who's injured"

[Krooner]

Quote:

johnnojudo said:
Just come out onto the pitch after the half time break. " Ref.. How long??? "
Usually you get a little glance at the watch from the ref. He then realises......

Love it!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Always raises a smile with me JJ.

[johnnojudo]

Quote:

Krooner said:

Quote:

johnnojudo said:
Just come out onto the pitch after the half time break. " Ref.. How long??? "
Usually you get a little glance at the watch from the ref. He then realises......

Love it!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Always raises a smile with me JJ.

Not as funny as telling the ref he has some tape on the bottom of his boot...

Hello Sailor!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

Get them every time with that one.

Got booked once on a sunday for that.....thats another story.

[Kaiser Jnr]

When someone is going to take a throw, and you ask them;

 

"Excuse me, have you got the time?!"

 

Watch how many silly kents try to look at their wrist!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Gussy]

Quote:

Kaiser Jnr said:
When someone is going to take a throw, and you ask them;

"Excuse me, have you got the time?!"

Watch how many silly kents try to look at their wrist!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

Only in the ESL ay!

[smallsy]

what about, "are you p*ssed ref" and get sent off??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Maldini66]

Open the gates <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Kaiser Jnr]

hahahaha thankyou smallsy... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

 

similar to "oops ive been lobbed again..."... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/djsmile.gif" alt="" />