Fines

[Gussy]

Trying to get a list of fines together so i can retire in the caribbean, can anyone help <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> i've got so far

 

Dirty boots

Late (more then 15 mins a pound is added, and then every 15 mins after that)

no shower gel

Passing ball out of play when no one is injured (during a game)

nutmegged (during a game)

shooting (clearing the ground)

Missing training (without informing management)

Late for training (without informing management)

Shirt and tie home and away games (pound for every missing piece of atire)

Mobile rings in changing room on match day

Mobile rings during half time team talk while in valuables bag

Worst trainer voted for by players at end of session

Worst trainer has to wear the"I've had a mare" bib next session

[Oners_2_Fourers]

Add extra for if they answer the phone!

[SurreyLegend]

Must stay till 6:00 on home match days

[Gussy]

nice nice oners and SL

[SurreyLegend]

Flip flops in the showers

[johnnojudo]

Not having a shower

No flip flops in shower

 

Not going in the bar for a drink........................................................ Whole Wembley team would be fined!!

 

Just a joke WW. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Gussy]

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johnnojudo said:
Not having a shower
No flip flops in shower

Not going in the bar for a drink........................................................ Whole Wembley team would be fined!!

Just a joke WW. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[johnnojudo]

Right hand drinking in the bar - Fine

Left hand only ( for some of you thickos!!! )

 

Clean boots----Dubbed boots unless they are plastic!!

[Gussy]

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johnnojudo said:
Right hand drinking in the bar - Fine
Left hand only ( for some of you thickos!!! )

Clean boots----Dubbed boots unless they are plastic!!

Bloody hell did that left hand drinking in napa and everyone gave up cus we were jus hammered all the time!

[Kaiser Jnr]

No towel for showers.....

 

not turning up for team nights out...

[doggieman]

WW.. arguing about a fine means that person pays double... u got to take a fine on the chin <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[johnnojudo]

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Kaiser Jnr said:
No towel for showers.....

not turning up for team nights out...

We do the fine for not turning up for Club nights out. Although we have a few boys that have rather large girlfriend thumbprint marks on their forehead... WE DONT LET THEM OFF!! Silly gits!!

[kattyann]

fined for not wearing right training kit, per item

[Gussy]

Boys thanks for your input it's been great got a nice list now KA i think ur ones a bit harsh love can tell your a manager!

[kattyann]

Managers sister, Chairman's daughter - does it show that much? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Gussy]

Crikey your worst than neutralbob<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

For getting the female physio stripped off in the showers after the game, EVERY TEAM MEMBER give YOU a tenner !

 

(Yes ! The Chicks DO have a female physio !)

[Gussy]

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Big J R said:
For getting the female physio stripped off in the showers after the game, EVERY TEAM MEMBER give YOU a tenner !

(Yes ! The Chicks DO have a female physio !)

Please explain what the hell is going on down @ dorking <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[johnnojudo]

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WembleyWay said:

Quote:

Big J R said:
For getting the female physio stripped off in the showers after the game, EVERY TEAM MEMBER give YOU a tenner !

(Yes ! The Chicks DO have a female physio !)

Please explain what the hell is going on down @ dorking <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I want a transfer to Dorking straight away!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Gussy]

I'm taking my coaching badges i want to coach women!<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" />