Mystery brother on loan to Saints?

[Rob_the_Saint]

According to DT, we are signing a Conference striker on loan who is a brother of a player at the club. Anyone have any ideas? The only one I can think of is Tommy Elphick but he's at Brighton (yes, I know they're not Conference) still.

[AFF]

Jack and Bobby Charlton are brothers.

[Webbo MFI]

signed sealed commited his future to the Saints etc. (well, for a month at least!)

 

Shuan Batt from the Daggers

[AFF]

Are you sure that DT didn't just say a 'bro.'? You see if Damian 'Damo' 'Batty' Batt or I for that matter, came up and said "we're signing a bro. on loan, a striker from another Conference Nationale club", it wouldn't necessarily mean that the person has the same mother and father as Damian. Or me, as the case may be.

 

It could be a bit tricky for the Media & Telecommunications Executive at the club if it is, indeed a brother of one of t'lads. With the nickname thingy, I mean. Another 'Hakkers'? Another 'Clarkie'? Another 'Bazza'? Another 'Jack'? It will be O.K. if it's Matt 'Matty' Hann's brother, of course. Providing his name's not Nathaniel. (That's enough nicknames - Ed.)

[AFF]

'Batty'!!

[Rob_the_Saint]

'Shaunee'?

 

'One young man who I expect to force his way into the side is Shaun Batt. This former young Stevenege Borough striker, was picked up on John Still’s radar last season and then loaned out for a spell at East Thurrock United. A tall, square shouldered lad, he can look a bit awkward at times, but seems able to handle himself and certainly has an eye for goal.'

 

Pld 4 Scored 0 for Daggers this season.

[AFF]

Is it Shuan or Shaun?

 

"Shoe-in"?

 

From Stevenage Boro' eh? Is their Yoof side still playing at Clarence Park on a Sunday morning, does anyone know?

[Rob_the_Saint]

You know Weebo can't spell!

 

I've just seen a report referring to Damien Batt as 'Batman'.

 

Batman and Robin anyone?

[Webbo MFI]

spelling is correct aparenterly

[AFF]

Eh?

 

So is it pronounced Shaun like sheep- [after shearing] or Shuan like .... err.. ummn.. er... szechuan [without the sze]?

 

Nothing changes in the Information Superhighway that is the advertising boards on Hatfield Road and the Official web-site, eh Webbo? How's Richard Goddard, by the way?

 

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[clarke is god]

sounds like another Tom Beech to me

[Rob_the_Saint]

Hmm, don't think John Still would have signed him if he was (is?). More of an Amara Simba I would guess.

 

The sharper-eyed amongst you will have noticed he was on the bench when the Saints visited the Victoria Stadium, I wonder if he cheered when his bro' fired home our first?

[AFF]

Hi Rob.

 

More like Amara Simba's grandson, I hope.

 

Hi ClarkeisGod.

 

No. It definitely wont sound like Tom Beech. More like Shorn, or maybe Seen, or Shoehan. If only that lap-dog Webbo would use 'spell-check'.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Rob_the_Saint said:
certainly has an eye for goal.'

Pld 4 Scored 0 for Daggers this season.

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[JKiF]

not fit as well

[AFF]

For Heaven's sake, JKiF!

 

Let me tell you how it works. We take a player on loan from the Daggers and he plays on Saturday. John Still comes on here on Monday morning to see how t'lad impressed the knowledgable fans of The Mighty Saints. "A pulsating performance from Shawn "Batty" Batt throughout". "Silky skills on show from start to finish". Breathtaking pace". "Should have had a hat-trick if there was any justice". "Amazed that The Mighty Daggers have let this gem slip through their net".

 

Are you getting the picture, JKiF?

 

John "Stillsy" Still then says to himself "Hmmnnn. Sounds like a lot of positives, there. We'd better get t'lad back, to be fair, at the end of the day, second half. We'll offer a swap for Craig Mackail-Smith. It was always perfectly obvious that he'll never score goals in the Ryman Premier League."

 

Chapter Two of The Big Book of Football Propaganda, JKiF.

[JKiF]

;-)

 

chapter 3 dont make substitutions when your taking a penalty