The Saints On ITV!!!

[GHA EFM]

It's true. After a sublime piece of skill by Thierry Henry, taking the Alger Hiss out of Leverkusen, the commentator said something along the lines of...<p>'is this a Champion's League match or a pre-season friendly at St. Albans?'<p>That extra publicity should add about 2500 people on to the gate on Saturday!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Arsenal in a pre-season at Clarence Park? You must be joking???<p>The best we can expect is Chelmsford City and Havant & Waterlooville.

[R Zimmerman]

So were you at the meeting tonight Colin?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

where was you at maidenhead and were you not drinking with gary ansell all game on saturday!

have you actually seen any of saints this year???????????

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Why would I want to be at a meeting when I could be at home shàgging? You need to get yourself a girlfriend, Bob.

[AFF]

Colin. You should have been there.<p>They have put you down for Steward on the York Road gate for each 1st team, Reserve, and Yoof game in March, then selling raffle and Golden goal tickets at each game in April. After each home game, you are to be Knocky's assistant for the scratchcard thing.<p>It was very democratic. All the jobs were allocated, strangely enough, to people who weren't present.<p>Harry has the franchise on the Father Christmas role.

[Guest]

And an estate agent, no, er ... sorry, a commercial property agent was made Chairman. [stunned silence] What? Wrong script? But I had it all set up.<p>Chorus: "It shoulda bin me, O lordy lordy, it shoulda bin me ..." (repeat to fade)<p>

[GHA EFM]

From the top. Altogether now...<p>Harding is a w*****

He wears a w*****'s hat

He tried to close down city

But he's just a big fat t***

[Guest]

Are you going to let your son grow up talking like that AFF? Its a disgrace.<p> <img src="graemlins/chat.gif" border="0" alt="" />

[GHA EFM]

Choco. Welcome back. Just been on a holiday to the Carribean for three weeks? Another sun-bronzed God for us to like, along with Eamsey? Interesting.<p>Are the programmes ready?

[Guest]

Ssssshhhhhh Mr. Choco, he's working out how to discredit that nice Mister Gibson.<p>Far too busy to answer your questions about his 15-year old daughter, er ... son, sorry!<p>As he said last night to good old Nossy: "This time next year, Wodgers, I'll be Chairman!"<p>(see above chorus to fade)<p>