The end of the Non league paper

[Uncle Urchin]

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Rhodes said:
Uncle Urchin - Thanks for that, actually any friend of Paula's is a friend of mine too! I see you're an old hand on the Forum with an amazing 10,621 posts to your name since December 2002, I didn't even know the Forum had been going that long. Yes by all means come in from time to time to say hello, I don't mind, honest!

paula is one of my mistresses but don't let on to anyone as its a secret...

[Rhodes]

Really, that's interesting information, have you had sex then if you don't mind me asking, sorry to be so blunt.

[Uncle Urchin]

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Rhodes said:
Really, that's interesting information, have you had sex then if you don't mind me asking, sorry to be so blunt.

a gentleman never asks such questions...shame on you young rhodes....and this gentleman would never deem to answer.....

and in any event...paula is a lady and would never kiss and tell either....our passionate affair shall remain a secret....

now not a word to anyone else please...

[Rhodes]

Where is the lovely Paula this evening then, have Canvey Island got a game or is she out with her new man.

[Uncle Urchin]

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Rhodes said:
Where is the lovely Paula this evening then, have Canvey Island got a game or is she out with her new man.

no idea rhodes....paula has many male admirers and is a secretive femme fatale who leads a star studded social life.....we meet just once a week for candlelit dinners at the ivy and....well you know.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

Hi Unc.

What you doing posting that on here???? I thought I could trust you!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

What will Nette say if she reads it???

Don't want emails at work from her to!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

 

Is this coz I can't make it tomorrow coz of the footie (I told you its difficult to get out at times) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

ssshhhhhhh darliink...you'll give the game away...no one knows but us and netts wants to join in as well..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

You better ring me so we can sort this out!!! You aint getting round me that easy <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

calm down and I'll get the bentley to pick you up at noon tomorow...we'll have lunch at lorenzo's...

[cantos]

Paula 'bury me in a y shaped coffin'Doyle, will you behave yourself. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

Cantos keep out of this - its between me and Unc. I dont want to upset you luv - you're a good mate:)

[Sharming Paula]

Uncle Urchin said:

calm down and I'll get the bentley to pick you up at noon tomorow...we'll have lunch at lorenzo's... [/quote

Cant! Working tomorrow. Meet me over at Ilford tomorrow before at match!!

Fancy telling that on THIS forum of all places!!

Rhodes won't get off my case now!!

THANKS A LOT!!!!!!

[Uncle Urchin]

paula calm down babes....

 

I'll make it all up to you friday with a post lunch trip to tiffanys before we have ....err......you know....munchykins...at the savoy....I've booked the nice suite you like with the private pool....I'll be good I promise I promise... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

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Uncle Urchin said:
paula calm down babes....

I'll make it all up to you friday with a post lunch trip to tiffanys before we have ....err......you know....munchykins...at the savoy....I've booked the nice suite you like with the private pool....I'll be good I promise I promise... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

What you really mean is that B&B again. Nah. Sorry.

[Uncle Urchin]

and I'm sorry..I thought the only person that could see the posts on here was the person we were talking too....is it not like msn.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

whos rhodes.....is he another one of your admirers.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

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Paula said:

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Uncle Urchin said:
paula calm down babes....

I'll make it all up to you friday with a post lunch trip to tiffanys before we have ....err......you know....munchykins...at the savoy....I've booked the nice suite you like with the private pool....I'll be good I promise I promise... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

What you really mean is that B&B again. Nah. Sorry.

ah you mean the dorchester...you liked it last time we were in there.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

you never answered my question..who is rhodes...is he like zodes.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

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Rhodes said:
Really, that's interesting information, have you had sex then if you don't mind me asking, sorry to be so blunt.

As for you Rhodes that is totally out of order!! One more post like that and you'll end up the same as Beware of Rhodents (you know your partner). She was banned. Remember???? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />
Think you owe me an apology for that one. Even my sense of humour isnt that bloody good!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

[PB!]

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Rhodes said:
Really, that's interesting information, have you had sex then if you don't mind me asking, sorry to be so blunt.

Is this guy for real???

[Uncle Urchin]

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Paula said:

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Rhodes said:
Really, that's interesting information, have you had sex then if you don't mind me asking, sorry to be so blunt.

As for you Rhodes that is totally out of order!! One more post like that and you'll end up the same as Beware of Rhodents (you know your partner). She was banned. Remember???? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />
Think you owe me an apology for that one. Even my sense of humour isnt that bloody good!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

ahhhh...naughty little rhodes has been sniffing around the honey pot then has he...and with a partner as well....

fckn outrageous behaviour rhodes old bean......outrageous....always either tell your partner before thinking of indulging or invite them to join in..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

the latter is always more enjoyable.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

Unc - I don't know Zody that well so unfair to comment.

I don't think Zody is this bad. When you have time read the threads

 

Why am I being nice to you <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />