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Rhodes said:
Uncle Urchin - Thanks for that, actually any friend of Paula's is a friend of mine too! I see you're an old hand on the Forum with an amazing 10,621 posts to your name since December 2002, I didn't even know the Forum had been going that long. Yes by all means come in from time to time to say hello, I don't mind, honest!


paula is one of my mistresses but don't let on to anyone as its a secret...
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Really, that's interesting information, have you had sex then if you don't mind me asking, sorry to be so blunt.

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Really, that's interesting information, have you had sex then if you don't mind me asking, sorry to be so blunt.


a gentleman never asks such questions...shame on you young rhodes....and this gentleman would never deem to answer.....

and in any event...paula is a lady and would never kiss and tell either....our passionate affair shall remain a secret....

now not a word to anyone else please...
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Where is the lovely Paula this evening then, have Canvey Island got a game or is she out with her new man.

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Where is the lovely Paula this evening then, have Canvey Island got a game or is she out with her new man.


no idea rhodes....paula has many male admirers and is a secretive femme fatale who leads a star studded social life.....we meet just once a week for candlelit dinners at the ivy and....well you know.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />
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Hi Unc.

What you doing posting that on here???? I thought I could trust you!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

What will Nette say if she reads it???

Don't want emails at work from her to!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

 

Is this coz I can't make it tomorrow coz of the footie (I told you its difficult to get out at times) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

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paula calm down babes....

 

I'll make it all up to you friday with a post lunch trip to tiffanys before we have ....err......you know....munchykins...at the savoy....I've booked the nice suite you like with the private pool....I'll be good I promise I promise... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

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paula calm down babes....

I'll make it all up to you friday with a post lunch trip to tiffanys before we have ....err......you know....munchykins...at the savoy....I've booked the nice suite you like with the private pool....I'll be good I promise I promise... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


What you really mean is that B&B again. Nah. Sorry.
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paula calm down babes....

I'll make it all up to you friday with a post lunch trip to tiffanys before we have ....err......you know....munchykins...at the savoy....I've booked the nice suite you like with the private pool....I'll be good I promise I promise... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


What you really mean is that B&B again. Nah. Sorry.


ah you mean the dorchester...you liked it last time we were in there.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

you never answered my question..who is rhodes...is he like zodes.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Really, that's interesting information, have you had sex then if you don't mind me asking, sorry to be so blunt.


As for you Rhodes that is totally out of order!! One more post like that and you'll end up the same as Beware of Rhodents (you know your partner). She was banned. Remember???? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />
Think you owe me an apology for that one. Even my sense of humour isnt that bloody good!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />
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Rhodes said:
Really, that's interesting information, have you had sex then if you don't mind me asking, sorry to be so blunt.


As for you Rhodes that is totally out of order!! One more post like that and you'll end up the same as Beware of Rhodents (you know your partner). She was banned. Remember???? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />
Think you owe me an apology for that one. Even my sense of humour isnt that bloody good!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />


ahhhh...naughty little rhodes has been sniffing around the honey pot then has he...and with a partner as well....

fckn outrageous behaviour rhodes old bean......outrageous....always either tell your partner before thinking of indulging or invite them to join in..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

the latter is always more enjoyable.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />
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