stephs ark

[Uncle Urchin]

and so the lord thundered down his instructions to steph

 

'tho' shalt build an ark and gather together animals and peoples of all types and creeds and cultures, I shall flood this earth and rid it of the peoples that defy me''

 

so steph built a an ark and called it ETFC and he gathered together the homeless..bearded peoples in their sandals and with their guardian newspapers for company from the northern londinium flatlands and as the Lord unleashed the heavens upon the unworthy left outside of the ark he set sale for great wakering and burnham and the flood waters rose and the pitch at harringay become covered and the lord watched his chosen people as they sailed onwards towards wivenhoe and st edmondo in the east...

[Eastside Urchin]

is he another MOB!

[Steph]

So verrily Stephs ark sailed all over Essex as the water rose until he came to the land called Hornchurch.

 

And at the land called Hornchurch were the tribe of Urchins.

 

Urchins were led to believe that they were the chosen people and had reached Zion. They were well pleased and had the word of the oracle and they called the Oracle the Daily Mail.

 

The Urchins sayeth to Steph. "Lo you need no Ark for we can part the waters" "the Daily Mail tells us when the rain will stop and the fields will dry"

 

So Steph considered and thought. This is wondrous for this tribe can part the waters. And time passed.

 

But the waters were not parted so Steph took his Guardian Newspaper and added Tribune and Red Pepper and Practical Boat Owner and Sailing Today and said. "Urchins you speak falsely the Daily Mail cannot part the waters and cannot stop the rain and dry the fields".

 

Lo I will go with my words of knowledge and continue in my Ark and smash the false prophets so that they will drown in their own egos.

 

And lo Essex was peace once more.

[cantos]

We have been called many a name over the years and brushed it off.

However you have stepped over the line calling us Daily Mail readers.Sir you are a cad and a bounder and i challenge you to duel with a fish of your choice.

[and1inthetree]

exactly. most of our fans read the daily star.

[Eastside Urchin]

steph,in the immortal words of our friend not the real steve west i have great pleasure in telling you that you are indeed a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

C0CK

[and1inthetree]

according to steph, apparently, women spend 25% of their lives dropping clots.

 

which is quite something considering that women don't normally menstruate before the age of 11 and after the age of 50.

 

so whilst he may be a biology expert, his maths is sh1te.

[Eastside Urchin]

PMSL!