Some great old postings

[pabird]

A Classic "Canv" Posting.

 

Headed: Bollox-18/09/01-5.40pm

cold windy night..bit of rain..few pints of kroneburg (ok a shedload of krone) get a marlboro light on the go .. teams run out..neck the last pint ..consider a tactical **** , but no you like spending the last 10 minutes of the first half in crippling pain...whistle blows.. kick off!

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sounds great .. shame im pulling a 15 hour fecking shift to cover out nyk office..lets hope the all new latest updates thingy is firing on all cylinders tonite..go you yellows!!!

[pabird]

Canv 30/09/01

 

and her empire last a thousand years...

should non leagues teams come and go..

should we cast off the shackles off the essex senior league, and the trivia of the F.A. vase...

should we look to america and watch them turn up for extra time (sorry couldn't resist after blair said thay stood shoulder to shoulder with us during the biltz!! do some history you pinko C.N.D. **** !! )

should the seas wash over our green and pleasent land ..

should the fat boy krauts turn up for one more rematch..

it matters not to me..for i have seen

things that no man can imagine..

i have seen things that i will take to my grave..

oh yes my internet friends, i have seen Wardy storm through the midfield, swerve though tackles,duck the flying elbows and even make a cross...

i have seen the ginger sex god cut through the flanks of the opposition and put in a 'car park point' cross..

and yes, i have seen something no man should ever have to witness.. i have seen the WARDSTER score a goal!! suddenly the world seems a different place

[pabird]

Anonymous-12/10/01-8:21pm

 

hi, this is a big thank you for all those who sent cards and get well notes whilst i was in hospital. i would epesialy like to thank the team for their card, (its not many football clubs that would send you a get well card (west ham bloody didn't) after nearly four weeks i have finaly been let out. roll on tuesday, my god i have missed watching canvey, see you there i will be the one with the broken legs!

[pabird]

22/09/01

 

Frenchy from Enfield

Where is the best place to go clubbing on the Island

 

Canv in response

We don’t have seals on the Island

[ronin]

Quote:

pabird said:
22/09/01

Frenchy from Enfield
Where is the best place to go clubbing on the Island

Canv in response
We don’t have seals on the Island

We do now

[Eastside Urchin]

serious question

do you have any seals on the island???

i have seen them further up the coast near shoebury!

[Yellow Bungle]

Probably cos there are no clubs in Shoebury.

[ronin]

Yes there`s been a few around for the last couple of years.

[Eastside Urchin]

do they have names,any called paula??

[Yellow Bungle]

Probably grey seals. However, as they are blubbery, weigh about 200kg and have whiskers they are easily mistaken for the local female bathers.

 

The seals can be distinguished as they don't wear Primark bikinis.

[Sharming Paula]

Quote:

Super_urchin said:
do they have names,any called paula??

No thats the whale (the beached one)
There was one called Rob too <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

With the advent of global warming..you will need a few seals in your dykes...(I mean the sea defence variety).