Music after we score.

[Sth_London_Fleet]

Wobbly, i will try and convince him to get the train and get on Ale, i will check out the train times.

[wobbly Wayne II]

Originally Posted By: Wobbly Wayne rides again

Exactly, a quick scour thru post threads as reveled the following being suggested for different types of goals. Maybe the club will investigate further.

Howabout a reworking of the Rob Haworth classic, everytime we score a headed goal.

Hey ho Charlie Mac ( Insert name of goal scorer, I have used Mr Mac as an example) rises,
back of the net , no suprises,
Hey ho Charlie Mac rises,
our number 10 ( Insert players number, again I have used 10 as an example only) scoring.



At this stage Hooky climbs the gantry whilst the waiting crowd sing.
( For all you Adam Ant fans out there )

Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Its the 3 points that we want
and the three points we shall have.


Hooky then raises the flag, to which the crowd ( now whipped up in a demented frenzy) sing.

a) To teams that have brought flags ala Aldershot and Accy

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
etc etc


or To teams that bring no flags

We've got a flag
We've got a flag
you ain't
you ain't



I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road.

and then

Now we have the celebrations for a headed goal sorted, we can now move on to a volley. In Time honoured tradition a Buddy Holly is celebrated as :
The crowd sing on mass to the tune to teh Buddy holly classic ' Heartbeat'

Northfleet, we do not miss when Charlie Mac (insert players name as appropriate) Volleys ?
Da Da Da da DA Da da Da Da Da
Northfleet 3 points are what its gonna be ?

At which stage Hooky in celebration of the great man runs arm out stretched , airplane style to the gantry where :

Then Hooky climbs the gantry whilst the waiting crowd sing.
( For all you Adam Ant fans out there )

Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Its the 3 points that we want
and the three points we shall have.


Hooky then raises the flag, to which the crowd ( now even more whipped up in a demented frenzy) sing.

a) To teams that have brought flags ala Aldershot and Accy

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
etc etc


or To teams that bring no flags

We've got a flag
We've got a flag
you ain't
you ain't



I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road. Even if it don't it will please the ladies , whom will have flashbacks to Nick Berry in his uniform.

or maybe

Now we have headers and volleys taken care of , we can safely move on to bicycle kicks.

As and when a bicycle kick is sucessful and it makes it way into the onion bag, the Fleet faithful could all en masse break out into the Queen classic.

#I want to score by bicycle, I want to score by bike,
I want to score by bicycle, its the goal that we like #

this continues until Hooky has time to collect a tandem , and ride to the dugout to pick up Liam.
Liam then jumps on board, and the two of them set off on a lap of the pitch to which the crowd respond

#Daishy , Daishy, give us a wave or two
we're going crazy because of what you do
You're starting to make a difference,
we're moving up the conference,
Oh what a treat, Daish is on a seat ,of a bicycle made for two#

At which stage, the action moves to the directors box , where Jason stands and holds aloft a kids bike, and starts to ding the Noddy bell, whilst the halfway line dance disco stylee and sing to Anita Wards one hit wonder

#The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
the Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)
The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)#

There is no excuse for flag waving for a bicycle kick. Flags have there place, but surely celebrating bicycle kicks is not it.


I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road.

Or finally

As promised a proposed celebration for the 6 yard tap in. A most underated of goal.

As the ball trickles over the line, the Fleet fans all in unison, to the tune of living in a box by living in a box sing.

scoring in the box, Fleet scoring in the 6 yard box
scoring in the box, Fleet scoring in the 6 yard box

This continues until Hooky has had enough time to hand small boxes to the whole of the management team and assorted subs , whom put them on their heads and run on the spot , whilst the Fleet choir break into 'to the tune of 80's legends JoBoxers ' doing the boxerbeat.

Just keep your eye on the ball and keep your feet in your boots.
And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet
And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet
And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet

Scored in the Box Fleet.


At which time in a moment of frivalous devil may care attitude, the delectable Mr.Houkam ( Spelling ?) , gives a free 50/50 ticket to the first person who reaches him and shouts the immortal words. ' Know what I mean Harry'

A fine understated celebration for the most modest of all the finishes.

I am sure that this will bring the crowds back to Stonebridge Road


Theres a few weeks to go before the next home game, surely we can get this sorted by then, and with Xmas coming up theres enough material there for CD to be released.
if not we can always resort to the timeless classic.

G & N are great,
but Ebbsfleet are the best,
I really love to watch them score,
wearing only pants and string vest ..


Up the Fleet - if the club needs anymore suggestions please let me know.

if it comes around to voting on songs to play on your PC's once we score.... heres some suggestions..

[Stu M]

Wobbly's a one-man thread resurrecter...

[wobbly Wayne II]

sorry just reminiscing . Thought i had by accident gone onto another teams site .

 

Needed a couple of old friends to get me through.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Music after we score...........I don't know what the Aussies do...........But over here, if they take the Ice Hockey as an example......It will be loud air horns and air raid sirens.......Be warned!

If they Take American "Football", it is Bands overblowing the tunes, Scott.........Be ready...........Your drum is going to be taking a beating!

[Jeff]

Who's hearing voices here?