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Harry J Allstars

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I think someone's missing a marketing trick here ... if you had snatches of songs , for individual goalscorers



Charley Says...
MACDONALD

The Moore You Live, The Moore You Love
MOORE

Onomeeeeeeeeee
SODJE

Oh Danny Boy
EKOKU & SLATTER

The Mighty Quinn
QUINN

You've Lost That Loving Keeling
KEELING

Mac The Knife
McCARTHY

Canadian National Anthem
ROSS SMITH

La Marseillaise
OPINEL

I'm a Soul (Cole) Man
COLEMAN

The Road is Long...
LONG


I'm bored now, and those were rubbish...
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Wobbly Wayne rides again Newbie

Wobbly Wayne rides again

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Exactly, a quick scour thru post threads as reveled the following being suggested for different types of goals. Maybe the club will investigate further.

 

Howabout a reworking of the Rob Haworth classic, everytime we score a headed goal.

 

Hey ho Charlie Mac ( Insert name of goal scorer, I have used Mr Mac as an example) rises,

back of the net , no suprises,

Hey ho Charlie Mac rises,

our number 10 ( Insert players number, again I have used 10 as an example only) scoring.

 

 

 

At this stage Hooky climbs the gantry whilst the waiting crowd sing.

( For all you Adam Ant fans out there )

 

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Its the 3 points that we want

and the three points we shall have.

 

 

Hooky then raises the flag, to which the crowd ( now whipped up in a demented frenzy) sing.

 

a) To teams that have brought flags ala Aldershot and Accy

 

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

etc etc

 

 

or B) To teams that bring no flags

 

We've got a flag

We've got a flag

you ain't

you ain't

 

 

 

I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road.

 

and then

 

Now we have the celebrations for a headed goal sorted, we can now move on to a volley. In Time honoured tradition a Buddy Holly is celebrated as :

The crowd sing on mass to the tune to teh Buddy holly classic ' Heartbeat'

 

Northfleet, we do not miss when Charlie Mac (insert players name as appropriate) Volleys ?

Da Da Da da DA Da da Da Da Da

Northfleet 3 points are what its gonna be ?

 

At which stage Hooky in celebration of the great man runs arm out stretched , airplane style to the gantry where :

 

Then Hooky climbs the gantry whilst the waiting crowd sing.

( For all you Adam Ant fans out there )

 

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Hoist the Jolly Roger,

Its the 3 points that we want

and the three points we shall have.

 

 

Hooky then raises the flag, to which the crowd ( now even more whipped up in a demented frenzy) sing.

 

a) To teams that have brought flags ala Aldershot and Accy

 

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal

etc etc

 

 

or B) To teams that bring no flags

 

We've got a flag

We've got a flag

you ain't

you ain't

 

 

 

I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road. Even if it don't it will please the ladies , whom will have flashbacks to Nick Berry in his uniform.

 

or maybe

 

Now we have headers and volleys taken care of , we can safely move on to bicycle kicks.

 

As and when a bicycle kick is sucessful and it makes it way into the onion bag, the Fleet faithful could all en masse break out into the Queen classic.

 

#I want to score by bicycle, I want to score by bike,

I want to score by bicycle, its the goal that we like #

 

this continues until Hooky has time to collect a tandem , and ride to the dugout to pick up Liam.

Liam then jumps on board, and the two of them set off on a lap of the pitch to which the crowd respond

 

#Daishy , Daishy, give us a wave or two

we're going crazy because of what you do

You're starting to make a difference,

we're moving up the conference,

Oh what a treat, Daish is on a seat ,of a bicycle made for two#

 

At which stage, the action moves to the directors box , where Jason stands and holds aloft a kids bike, and starts to ding the Noddy bell, whilst the halfway line dance disco stylee and sing to Anita Wards one hit wonder

 

#The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)

the Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)

The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)

The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)#

 

There is no excuse for flag waving for a bicycle kick. Flags have there place, but surely celebrating bicycle kicks is not it.

 

 

I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road.

 

Or finally

 

As promised a proposed celebration for the 6 yard tap in. A most underated of goal.

 

As the ball trickles over the line, the Fleet fans all in unison, to the tune of living in a box by living in a box sing.

 

scoring in the box, Fleet scoring in the 6 yard box

scoring in the box, Fleet scoring in the 6 yard box

 

This continues until Hooky has had enough time to hand small boxes to the whole of the management team and assorted subs , whom put them on their heads and run on the spot , whilst the Fleet choir break into 'to the tune of 80's legends JoBoxers ' doing the boxerbeat.

 

Just keep your eye on the ball and keep your feet in your boots.

And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet

And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet

And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet

 

Scored in the Box Fleet.

 

 

At which time in a moment of frivalous devil may care attitude, the delectable Mr.Houkam ( Spelling ?) , gives a free 50/50 ticket to the first person who reaches him and shouts the immortal words. ' Know what I mean Harry'

 

A fine understated celebration for the most modest of all the finishes.

 

I am sure that this will bring the crowds back to Stonebridge Road

 

 

Theres a few weeks to go before the next home game, surely we can get this sorted by then, and with Xmas coming up theres enough material there for CD to be released.

if not we can always resort to the timeless classic.

 

Gravesend are great,

but Northfleet are the best,

I really love to watch them score,

wearing only pants and a string vest ..

 

 

Up the Fleet - if the club needs anymore suggestions please let me know.

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Wayne ... SOOOPEEERB !!! Hope you did that epic at work ... think of the money your bosses have paid you to do it !!!

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Wobbly Wayne rides again said:
Exactly, a quick scour thru post threads as reveled the following being suggested for different types of goals. Maybe the club will investigate further.

Howabout a reworking of the Rob Haworth classic, everytime we score a headed goal.

Hey ho Charlie Mac ( Insert name of goal scorer, I have used Mr Mac as an example) rises,
back of the net , no suprises,
Hey ho Charlie Mac rises,
our number 10 ( Insert players number, again I have used 10 as an example only) scoring.



At this stage Hooky climbs the gantry whilst the waiting crowd sing.
( For all you Adam Ant fans out there )

Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Its the 3 points that we want
and the three points we shall have.


Hooky then raises the flag, to which the crowd ( now whipped up in a demented frenzy) sing.

a) To teams that have brought flags ala Aldershot and Accy

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
etc etc


or B) To teams that bring no flags

We've got a flag
We've got a flag
you ain't
you ain't



I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road.

and then

Now we have the celebrations for a headed goal sorted, we can now move on to a volley. In Time honoured tradition a Buddy Holly is celebrated as :
The crowd sing on mass to the tune to teh Buddy holly classic ' Heartbeat'

Northfleet, we do not miss when Charlie Mac (insert players name as appropriate) Volleys ?
Da Da Da da DA Da da Da Da Da
Northfleet 3 points are what its gonna be ?

At which stage Hooky in celebration of the great man runs arm out stretched , airplane style to the gantry where :

Then Hooky climbs the gantry whilst the waiting crowd sing.
( For all you Adam Ant fans out there )

Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Hoist the Jolly Roger,
Its the 3 points that we want
and the three points we shall have.


Hooky then raises the flag, to which the crowd ( now even more whipped up in a demented frenzy) sing.

a) To teams that have brought flags ala Aldershot and Accy

Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
Wave your flag, if you've just scored a goal
etc etc


or B) To teams that bring no flags

We've got a flag
We've got a flag
you ain't
you ain't



I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road. Even if it don't it will please the ladies , whom will have flashbacks to Nick Berry in his uniform.

or maybe

Now we have headers and volleys taken care of , we can safely move on to bicycle kicks.

As and when a bicycle kick is sucessful and it makes it way into the onion bag, the Fleet faithful could all en masse break out into the Queen classic.

#I want to score by bicycle, I want to score by bike,
I want to score by bicycle, its the goal that we like #

this continues until Hooky has time to collect a tandem , and ride to the dugout to pick up Liam.
Liam then jumps on board, and the two of them set off on a lap of the pitch to which the crowd respond

#Daishy , Daishy, give us a wave or two
we're going crazy because of what you do
You're starting to make a difference,
we're moving up the conference,
Oh what a treat, Daish is on a seat ,of a bicycle made for two#

At which stage, the action moves to the directors box , where Jason stands and holds aloft a kids bike, and starts to ding the Noddy bell, whilst the halfway line dance disco stylee and sing to Anita Wards one hit wonder

#The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
the Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)
The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
The Fleet ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)#

There is no excuse for flag waving for a bicycle kick. Flags have there place, but surely celebrating bicycle kicks is not it.


I am sure this will bring the crowds flocking back down to Stonebridge Road.

Or finally

As promised a proposed celebration for the 6 yard tap in. A most underated of goal.

As the ball trickles over the line, the Fleet fans all in unison, to the tune of living in a box by living in a box sing.

scoring in the box, Fleet scoring in the 6 yard box
scoring in the box, Fleet scoring in the 6 yard box

This continues until Hooky has had enough time to hand small boxes to the whole of the management team and assorted subs , whom put them on their heads and run on the spot , whilst the Fleet choir break into 'to the tune of 80's legends JoBoxers ' doing the boxerbeat.

Just keep your eye on the ball and keep your feet in your boots.
And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet
And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet
And you'll be scoring in the box now Fleet, box now Fleet

Scored in the Box Fleet.


At which time in a moment of frivalous devil may care attitude, the delectable Mr.Houkam ( Spelling ?) , gives a free 50/50 ticket to the first person who reaches him and shouts the immortal words. ' Know what I mean Harry'

A fine understated celebration for the most modest of all the finishes.

I am sure that this will bring the crowds back to Stonebridge Road


Theres a few weeks to go before the next home game, surely we can get this sorted by then, and with Xmas coming up theres enough material there for CD to be released.
if not we can always resort to the timeless classic.

Gravesend are great,
but Northfleet are the best,
I really love to watch them score,
wearing only pants and a string vest ..


Up the Fleet - if the club needs anymore suggestions please let me know.


Drugs, it's got to be.

But you're still a comedy genius.

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Fleetbabe said: We've started doing it because we think it's good to celebrate a goal!


That's funny - I normally just stand there looking sullen when we score.

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mikefleet said:
why not Tom Hark der der der arms up and down song.

like so many other grounds around the country.

works a treat


Very droll, Mike.

Oh, you're serious?

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Harry J Allstars said: The day I need help celebrating is the day I stop going.


No wiser words will be written on this subject. Harry, I salute you.
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Wobbly Wayne rides again Newbie

Wobbly Wayne rides again

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I too like Cheer cheer - And always stick it on whenever I get within 5 mins of stonebridge Road, or whatever away ground we happen to be playing at.

If driving I have the CD always strategically placed or if walking or on train the ipod gets shuffled accordingly.

 

Its our song, despite Mrs Mills laying claim to it and I love it.

 

 

Can I apologise to all about the speeling mistakes in my former post and only the one mention of a former player.

 

 

up the Fleet - I f**king love this club

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cheer cheer here come the fleet,

they are the team that you'll never defeat

cheer cheer here come the fleet

best bunch of boys in the land.

 

Classic, as are the 2 quality verses. Why did we get rid of this? Modernisation I believe some kind of new image perhaps? Lets have this back, for good!

 

On the celebratory music, I'm in the no thanks crowd. I sing when we score(well i always sing)

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Harry J Allstars said:
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Fleetbabe said:
If you've got any suggestions for what we should play when we score, let's here them, and we'll try and get hold of a copy of the music to play. We've started doing it because we think it's good to celebrate a goal!


The day I need help celebrating is the day I stop going.


Difficult to type, but I'm 100% with Harry on this one.
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