Well it made me laugh.......

[Gussy]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

2 litres of low fat milk

a carton of eggs

2 litres of orange juice

a head of lettuce

half a dozen tomatoes

a 500g jar of coffee

a 250g pack of bacon

 

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A

drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of

the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly

stated,

"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was

intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She

looked at her seven items on the belt and saw nothing particularly

unusual

about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,

you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos' you're ugly."

[Teflon]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> Me too, Truth hurts dont it Krooner

[Big J R]

The old 'uns are the best, Wembs !

[Kaiser Jnr]

Was that woman really you Wembers?!

 

Hi ugly kent! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[Gussy]

Chief i was the drunk but i've cleaned my act up now<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[kattyann]

cough, cough, splutter, splutter - of course u have WWay!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angel.gif" alt="" />