Hot news from the FA

[Sharming Paula]

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Alfie Noakes said:
she was short and blonde (well out of a bottle!)
She was in the bar after the game..

Wasn't me then lol

[Football Man]

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Horace said:
Hot news from the FA :

In a ground breaking scheme aimed at redressing the pyramid imbalance between North and South, the FA has today announced that deserving, emerging, clubs in the south (particularly in deprived inner city areas, and with no prospect of their own ground) will be allowed to move north, take up a place in the extra Step 4 league and be provided with a brand spanking new ground, up to Conference standards of their own.
The first club to be selected for this scheme is Kentish Town FC, and secretary Cliff Rhodes said " This is marvellous news. I'm prepared to take the whole club, lock stock and barrel up to County Durham. We've even been told that we don't have to win SSMFL Div 1! The FA recognise that we've been pulling up trees and it's going to be like a rash all over the national press. I'll be contacting some great players like Glenn Surety and Tommy Lambourne, as we are sure to need some class acts in Step 4. I am not at all concerned about the club having to change it's name to Trimdon Colliery Welfare", said Mr Rhodes.

Horace, you must have been on the sauce 'til the wee small hours to still be capable of writing this at 10:22am. Excellent post, though. Well done!

[Horace]

Thanks PBT! Wish it were true!

[Tubbsy8]

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Alfie Noakes said:
she was short and blonde (well out of a bottle!)
She was in the bar after the game..

That doesn't really help as most of them seem to have blonde hair these days. Short, compared to who?