Taken From The EFM Website

[GHA EFM]

A list of the Honorary Members.

 

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The Queen, Chas & Dave, Simon Le Bon, Peter Lewis, Councillor Ian MacMillan, Ryan Moran (and his dad), Tom Lewis, Steve Clarke, Lance Pedlar, Gary Roberts, Steve Cook, Sven Goran Eriksson, John Lennon & Peter Knock.

 

So. No John Kendall. No Kevin Mudd. No Beckett Hollenbach. Councillor Malcolm McMillan's name is spelt wrong.

 

But the main thing. How does one get demoted from being a member to just an honorary member? Someone tell me. Seeing as I've been in EFM longer than Sniffer Thorns, and many others, I am shocked to see my name up in those honorary lights. I trust this will be amended soon.

 

Free Love

 

GHA

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Oi! GHA!

I have been in EFM since day 1 and spending the day in the pub with Costello yesterday we were discussing how to take the movement forward, when the top two boys meet it's a great meeting of minds!

 

However for your attendance last Saturday on a major piss up I allowed you back into EFM again which I could tell you were moved about however I can revoke membership at anytime again.

 

And don't listen to CZ about me not being in a position to dish and undish out memberships as me and Costello are seriously looking at his <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I don't know who wrote that list, GHA, but it's seriously wrong!!

 

As for my EFM membership, well being as drinking plays a major part in being in EFM, I think it's Thornsy who will not be a member much longer.

 

He's not a "top boy" like he claims. Far from it, in fact.

 

 

[mdetaylor]

There were some entertaining EFM antics in Batch on Saturday.

 

Costello telling anyone who would listen how much his Stoney cardigan cost and warning the cloakroom to look after it. He was let down somewhat by his dancing.

[Chubbhead EFM]

Mdetaylor, was it you who posted on here about the Hooded Man running naked onstage at the Alban Arena when Bjorn again were playing? Well, my mate Jenny works at the Arena and she said he still had boxer shorts on. I think he should do it again but this time go the full monty. Also, take lots of pictures and send them to me, especially if he's young,tall, dark and handsome! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> I don't know why I suddenly thought of this, it could be 'cos I saw her at the weekend. Apologies if it wasn't you mde. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Your mate Jenny is correct, it was only down to boxer shorts. However, I think it was warts'n'all in the kebab shop and on the crossroads the previous week!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I was with the hooded man that night and he was boxer shorted but as they were quite flesh coloured it did look like warts'n'all. Random EFM members do often streak.

 

I was going to try and do Batch on Saturday but as I'm barred I think I'll wait until they've refurbished it as there will be a whole new load of bouncers. Although by the time EFM were at batchwood CZ would of been home drinking on his own making out he's a top drinker. CZ like I said on Saturday I'll drink you under the table but I wasn't going to stay in the Beehive all night and do it, if you came with me to town I think you'd see I more than hold my own. I'd be worried about your own membership mate, It must be said your sucking up to the coppers at Aldershot went noticed.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Drink me under the table?

 

Oh dear, you really are deluded aren't you?

 

Think what you like.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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It must be said your sucking up to the coppers at Aldershot went noticed

And this comes from the person who insisted on having his photo taken with one at Stockport.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I think you find we have loads of pictures with us and coppers as long as we're not having a run-in with them. The ones who we have a run in with get a mouthful of abuse (unless it's you at Aldershot)

[Ted Maul]

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I was going to try and do Batch on Saturday but as I'm barred I think I'll wait until they've refurbished it as there will be a whole new load of bouncers.

Some of the stewards at the Aldershot game are also bouncers at Batchwood. Surprised they let you in!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Are they really, I didn't notice!

Well I'm on my patch there so bollox to them!