Camel Hunter brought into investigate

[Guest]

It was announced earlier today that the famed trapper and exterminator known as the 'camel hunter' has been brought into the now notorious 'superslough' case...Inspector Bibbledrivel from the forum investigation unit said....''we are very concerned that we may have got the wrong man....after extensive surgery by Dr Strangelove to insert a brain into superslough's head...the anarchist still maintained his innocence...on that evidence...we have requested assistance from the world renowned camel hunters to investigate the possibility that 'Sydney the Wealdstone Camel.'..aka 'sid the yid'...was involved in these dastardly crimes...'' .....it is understood that the camel hunters will immediately carry out a full review of the wealdstone forum....this will commence in three days time as it takes that long to get on there...and will...it is hoped...throw some light on these mysterious night time raids.......in the meantime...the Rymans League Committee have issued another statement awarding the FA Cup to the Urchins as further compensation.....Ryman League Secretary, Robinson Crusoe said...''Let this be a warning...the Urchins are untouchable....they could do the treble this year'......he was later taken to join Topsy Turvey at Dr Strangelove's Clinic in Haley Street....This is your man on the spot...reporting from the Camel Hunters Headquarters in Harrods Garden Restaurant...and bringing you up to the minute news on all the latest developments........cut....cut

 

''Am I off the air now....thank f*** for that I'm parched.....give us some of that pinko shampoo Al.....'ere....Al...why don't you buy the Urchins...better than Fulham mate......''

 

''I would do Hacky old chap but I can't afford 'em.....!!!!

[Dominic]

thankyou for seeing sence,i told you all along it wasnt me,i suppose i wont get an apoligy for all the stress and emotional damage this investigation has caused.

[Guest]

dont push your luck arseh**e...your guilty until proven innocent...await the findings of the camel hunter...now he is driven....!!!!....big style....now then.....beware of sidney the wealdstone camel...its their hibernation time and they get very....very...tetchy...ha ha ha....up the humpers and the woods...ha ha ha...rite up 'em......anyway....dont let us down tummorra fatboys or else...i'll be back to pester yous all...ha ha ha ha....