Christmas!!

[Eagle]

Hi Paula

I am intrigued by your timer.

Does Santa visit at midday in Essex?

[Sharming Paula]

Should be midnight lol. Could be the time zone thingy

Wish he visited more often!

[kattyann]

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Paula said:
Come on then you lot - who's having a Christmas party at their club??

Need a few invites to keep me from losing my marbles at this boring time of year.

Oh one other thing - will need a place to stay for the night too. The floor will do (or the pitch). Normally get rat @rsed so aint fussy.

Can you stagger the dates so I dont get double booked please.

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

Paula fancy having me as your mate for the dates, we can practice our double act <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Horace]

[ONE]

You can practice in Horace's bath !.....he'll scub ya backs for ya ;-)

[Sharming Paula]

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kattyann said:

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Paula said:
Come on then you lot - who's having a Christmas party at their club??

Need a few invites to keep me from losing my marbles at this boring time of year.

Oh one other thing - will need a place to stay for the night too. The floor will do (or the pitch). Normally get rat @rsed so aint fussy.

Can you stagger the dates so I dont get double booked please.

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

Paula fancy having me as your mate for the dates, we can practice our double act <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Hi KA - sorry I took so long to reply - been busy.
Do we really need any more practice?? I thought we had our act down to perfection. We haven't had any complaints have we??

[Rhodes]

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HTFC ONE said:
You can practice in Horace's bath !.....he'll scub ya backs for ya ;-)

You into threesomes then HTFCOne, perhaps 'the Baron' will come along too and make it a foursome, remember him.

[ONE]

not me !...i was talking about horace !

[kattyann]

Paula i think your right, and how good do we look in that picture!

[Sharming Paula]

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kattyann said:
Paula i think your right, and how good do we look in that picture!

Was that the picture that was taking a couple of months ago?? I've changed my hair since then haven't I.

[kattyann]

But u look fantastic, better with the hair change. Good advert for us me thinks <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

Should we put a post up advertising the services we can supply??

[kattyann]

I think that is a great idea. See this is why u r the brains of the outfit!

[Sharming Paula]

Right here goes then,

All over massage (normal)

Extra special sports massage - this requires two pairs of hands

Stress relief

and many over services are available.

Contact Paula or Katyann for further details.

[Sharming Paula]

Look I still have openings for Christmas and I also need some offers for 21/10/06 as no game at Canvey owing to us being knocked out all the cup competions <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

The best offer for the 21st gets me as a fan for the day.

At the moment AFC Hornchurch are looking favourable but all offers considered on merit <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Rhodes]

So you have an opening do you! well we're at Harpenden Town on 21 October if you fancy it, not sure whether their away dressing room has a treatment couch but I could arrange for one to be put in there. Can anyone better that offer I wonder, no doubt Horace will try.

[Sharming Paula]

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Rhodes said:
So you have an opening do you! well we're at Harpenden Town on 21 October if you fancy it, not sure whether their away dressing room has a treatment couch but I could arrange for one to be put in there. Can anyone better that offer I wonder, no doubt Horace will try.

I'm waiting......... Horace, Uncle Urchin (anyone)

[Horace]

Well we're at home to Ruislip Manor so you could met up with most of the interesting people on this forum, Paula, and of course, you would be treated as a VIP - would be great to put the face to the name, (as cantos would say!)

[Sharming Paula]

This is getting better by the moment.

Come on then any better offers??

Uncle Urchin where are you???? Can I play with your dogs?? If I can then I will come to the Bridge!!

[cantos]

I am sure Uncle will let you play with his 'dogs',nudge,nudge wink wink.

 

You could always come over the bridge Paula.Wouldn't be the first time.