Breaking News --Flash

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This is your reporter at the wexham park ground with up to the minute breaking news headlines...the anarchist has surrendered to the forum police.....after a night of continuous electronic bombardment across the ryman counties...this morning at 10am the young radical anarchist known as superslough surrendered to the forum police....it is not known what conditions ...if any...were negotiated but Inspector Bibbledrivel of the forum investigation unit said....''we have this morning apprehended the anarchist known as superslough on charges related to impersonation and illegal electronic nuisance postings''....the prisoner was apprehended earlier today after an intensive police stake out in edgware close to the wealdstone football ground...he was caught attempting to break into the football club social bar which was easily spotted by stake out officers as there's never anyone in there anyway...the anarchist venomently denies any involvement in the arial bombardment of the past few days and was heard shouting...it wasn't me it was the camels...let me in and I can prove it''.......as he was led away....Police fear that the sensational events of the past few days could lead to a string of copycat postings and warn all forum contributors to be firmly on their guards over the next few days.....Bribbledrivel said...''these anarchists must be firmly dealt with...its off to Dr Strangelove for this one''.....a further statement was issued by the Ryman League Committee.................. following an emergency all night session it was announced that the urchins have now been promoted straight into the Barclaycard premiership by way of compensation.....Topsy Turvey......the Ryman League Chairman said....''so shall be punished all who mess with the Urchins...they are an example to be proud of in Non League football..''......he to was then transported for a consultation with Dr Strangelove.....