Anarchists at Wexham

[Guest]

News is breaking surrounding the outbreak of 'forum war' in the Ryman League Areas....information is scant at the present time but news just in seems to indicate that the radical anarchist known as roger rebel..aka..superslough...aka...fatboy..has broken free from his confinement and has deluged the web sites of the ryman league clubs with imitation drivel...worse still... reports are coming in that the postings are so bad and contain so much unfunny, pathetic drivel that the possibility exists of all out civil war erupting on these web sites...a new development is the involvement of the feminist black magic circle known as 'Gypsy Urchinettes' who earlier today placed an ancient curse on the anarchist leader...it is believed that the source of this outbreak was the recent pulverising suffered by the anarchist's beloved football team at the hands of little old hornchurch football club....it is understoood that an emergency meeting of the Ryman League Committee has been called for later on today....friends and family of the anarchist, who have been interviewed live this morning said...''It was only a matter of time before he flipped....he's always been a little demented when it involved his football club...''...watch this channel for more breaking news on this critical development...........This is old hack reporting from Wexham Park....I am your man on the scene....

[BFR]

proof that some people should not be allowed near the bottle at new year

[Guest]

The anarchist known as superslough has escaped.......that is.... 'official......'..sources tell us that the forum police stormed the derelict burger bar only to find three dead rats, two crusty burger buns, a comotose, tanked up striker.... and an ex-manager awaiting his pay off.........alongside of a mobile phone charger..............police also took away several documents relating to insolvency matters which will be investigated at a later date............Det Inspector Bribbledrivel from the forum investigation unit said that..........'' the anarchist has escaped for now...he won't get far however because he has limited intelligence...with his IQ...well below 16.......(must be a camel fan as well)...... no one could survive for more than three days in the outside world...he was safe when protected by his mates at the wexham ground...but they appear to have had enough of him....they will all be at the urchins next home game and we will interview them then......''......on the second day of this world shattering crisis...the anarchist has so far managed to allude all attempts to apprehend him....we are informed that digital hoax postings are......at this moment in time...randomly crashing overhead of us.........all ryman citizens are advised to stay indoors and turn off their computers........due to dilligent satellite observation....the mystery man has been unveiled...it is super slough....the question is...can the forum police catch up with him before all out forum war develops........................I am your man at the scene...this is the Old Hack reporting from Wexham Park...more news on the hour.........cut...cut.....

 

are we off the air now....f****** bovrils [****!!****] an' all.....

[Dominic]

im flattered that you think the anarchist is me but im afraid you'got it wrong again just like when you accused roger rebel and bigfatrebel,iv got 3 wordsfor you-WHERES YOUR EVIDENCE!!!!!! P.S WATCH YOUR BACK WEXHAM PARK CAN BE A DANGEROUS PLACE AT NIGHT.

[Guest]

just as well we don't have to go there then....

[BFR]

Hello? Since when have I been the accused????

[Guest]

its only a matter of time before he flips completely...my staff and I are waiting for his arrival at the clinic where we shall carry out a full labotomy....that will reduce his IQ to minus 10.....he can then join the camel fan club.....ha ha ha....

[Dominic]

just for the record it still wasn't me!

[BFR]

darn - I feel like a traitor now, giving away the secret of bad Bovril to the urchins.

[Guest]

don't worry mate..ours is crap as well....!!!

 

see that supersloth is still pleading his innocence...we'll wind him up for a few more days and then blame it all on the camels...!its about time that we infitrated their protected site....

[BFR]

I'll drink to that although probably not the bovril.