Moving on from the Library.

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New recruit joins Terracotta Army

 

The terracotta soldiers were created for an imperial Chinese tomb 2,200 years ago

A German art student briefly fooled police by posing as one of China's terracotta warriors at the heritage site in the ancient capital, Xian.

Pablo Wendel, made up like an ancient warrior, jumped into a pit showcasing the 2,200-year-old pottery soldiers and stood motionless for several minutes.

The 26-year-old was eventually spotted by police and removed from the scene.

 

He should have signed on at cashburton grove as a gooner for slightly more fun.

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Or alternatively:

 

 

Would-be hobbits are gathering for open auditions for a musical version of the Lord of the Rings.

Potential applicants for the role should be under 5ft 7ins (170cm) and aged 16 to 35. Producers say hairy toes and feet are a "distinct advantage".

 

 

Mind you he would again be surrounded by Gooners