The Sun & The News of the World.

[Bitch]

It would save on all those 'rhythmic' mistakes! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> But, what a pain in the [****!!****]! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> (i'd imagine).

 

Back to the Sun and the News of the World. My son swears by it! Never did swear til he read it!... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[Serious Sid]

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"Women and shopping" - what a thread that would make. All our wardrobes are full so we have agreed that she can only buy something new if she throws something old out (and that's not me!). I wear the same suit to all family doos but she has to wear something different every time in case someone remembers that she "wore it before". Rant over!

Sid, Sid, Sid....Football grounds all over the country are not even half full because of fellas like you! Take her to footy then the promise of a 'new wardrobe'! Or 'new wardrobe' before footy if she's not interested! And bring all your other hen pecked mates along <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Oh B if it were only that simple! I dragged her off to Chelmsford to watch a Sunday game about 20 years ago. If I say to her "you never come to football with me" I get the reply "I came to cricket with you once!". If anyone ever discovers how the female mind works they'd make a fortune if the wrote a book about it.

[Little Miss Urchin]

You'll never work us out.

 

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[YELLOW]

Unlikely we will.

[Mitchurchin]

Best way of getting correct scores Iif you're not at the game) is to gain promotion and then we'll be on the videprinter at half and full times on the BBC and Sky. Not long to wait. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />

[The Monk]

True. We can also get decent odds from decent websites then!

[Mr Happy]

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i reckon mr happy is an ooh ahh daily star myself.

Rubbish!! I get all the news I need from Zoo !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

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don't mention white dresses to me or tink,i am not ready yet

I can do you a deal on a second hand one if you want? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

I've got a second hand wife if anyone is interested!!

[Bridge]

Just she spit or swallow?

[Mr Happy]

She shops, shops and shops!!!!!

[smallsy]

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She shops, shops and shops!!!!!

kinky

[Mr Happy]

No Smallsy!! It's called expensive!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

[Bridge]

What!!! Those must be expensive second hand shops...

[tinky]

lets face it boys, you were only put on this earth so us women can rinse ya wallets dry!! thats how the cookie crumbles

[Bridge]

ESU wallet is always dry!!!

 

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[NotTheRealSteveWest]

ESU can't afford a wallet!

[Mr Happy]

I heard it isn't just ESU's wallett that runs dry!!!

[tinky]

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[Diz]

Is anyone meeting at the bridge or the yeoman before going to the club?