My wife has sent me to Coventry

[I am Spartacus]

Nice sunny morning so the wife suggests we go for a walk. Well I think this is a good idea and oppertunity so quite reasonably suggest we go to the park for a walk and maybe a little drink. "Yes " she says "but why the park and not along the sea shore".

 

Then came the part when she sent me to Coventry as I said "Well the U18's are playing at Hartsdown PARK". I cannot understand he silence and tantrum that has gone on for Nearly an hour now.

 

 

 

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[Eastside Urchin]

ditch it,or get a missus that likes margate fc

[jkmaskell]

What a blunder...dont mix football and a walk. Its not the same thing. A romantic walk isnt the same as making a pass at a football game...

[Eastside Urchin]

yeah it don't even come close

[jkmaskell]

You've gotta pick up on the signals. If the other half wants to go on a walk, it doesnt mean a walk to Margate FC, it means a romantic walk along the beach. Yeah, it sucks having to do it, but its the rules of relationships...

 

Dont miss the signals!

[Frankie100]

Went up to the Hospice Fun Run in Cliftonville this morning to support my sister running and Ezekiel turned up. Could not believe him crossing the line and when the bloke went to hand him his medal for finishing he brush him aside with utter contempt.

 

This the same bloke who did not support the Remembrance Sunday as he was "moving house".....on a Sunday!! Right believe that one

[BlueGate Alan]

I too did the fun run and took great delight in beating Ezekiel by about 15 minutes! He looked absolutely knackered at the end of the run too! Mind you so did I, boy was it hot to run!

[abdullah]

Quote:

Joseba said:

Then came the part when she sent me to Coventry as I said "Well the U18's are playing at Hartsdown PARK". I cannot understand he silence and tantrum that has gone on for Nearly an hour now.

Joseba, if it is any use to you I have got a map of Coventry.

Went there once for a camel-haired coat but everytime I put it on you could still see the hump in the back of it!

Abdullah Geographica!

[I am Spartacus]

Abdullah my friend. You are in luck, I can lay my hands on a second hand camel coat. It may be a little bit jazzy for you but it is quite smooth as it's previous owner was HUMPHREY Lytleton.

[abdullah]

Never heard of him! I'm sorry I haven't a clue!

 

I've gone for one of those crease resistant jackets - you know the sort - one sheikh and they're as good as new!

 

Abdullah (don't waste space, recycle old jokes)!

[seasidesteve]

aint that the bloke who used to do the milk adverts(watch out theres a humphrey about)