Snow white

[Northern Monkey]

one day, snow white is sitting at home with a few of the dwarves, when suddenly in rushed Happy. "lads, Lads" he yelled " I have been awarded an audience with the Pope!" at this all of the Dwarves look very happy except Dopey, Doc says " At last we finally get to find out". "Find out what" SW enquires, "wait and see " is the enigmatic reply.

The day of the audience dawns and they are all there, Happy pushe Dopey forward and says "Go on Dopey, ask him" Dopey looks a bit redfaced, looks shyly at the Pope and says " Your holiness, are there any nuns in Antarctica?" The Pope thinks and then replies "Yes my son"

"ask him more says Grumpy" "Well" says Dopey "are any of those nuns black?" After a few moments the Pope replies " Yes I believe some are"

Doc then chips in and demands " Dopey ask him the rest"

Dopey looks the Pope in the eye and says " and are any of these nuns, midgets?" the Pope, quick as a flash says "No I do not believe any of them are midgets" wherupon Dopey blushes furiosly, and the rest of the dwarves collapse laughing and then begin to chant..........

"DOPEY SHAGGED A PENGUIN, DOPEY SHAGGED A PENGUIN!" <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif" alt="" />