Here I Am Vic

[CANV EFM]

its dutch not german.. u stroker

stuff like triple science and combined technology just means you were to stupid to do chemistry, biology etc

[c'mon ricay]

forced 2 do triple science by my school

comdined tech was done cause it meant having less tech lessons n no biogly n chemsitry isnt involded in it do u islanders even go 2 do these thinks called schools or did it go in2 da sea

[CANV EFM]

what triple science dosent involve biology or chemistry?.. what is in it then? physics, saying 'here sir' at the right place in the register and opening your pencil case without hurting yourself... as for combined tech.... drawing a circle using the pointy end of the crayon?

[cangull]

For cum on ricay, I do believe 'combined tech' was learning how to pedal and turn the handles of a push bike at the same time but to be fair that came after learning how to synchronise swinging the arms in opposition to the legs!!

[Merv]

The problem that cum on ricay has with swinging his arms is that he keeps dragging his knuckles along the floor.

 

I wonder if everybody from Basilricay with "12 gsces" is as badly educated or is he an exception?

[c'mon ricay]

as im dyslexic id say im n expection

[Merv]

Parents expected you then, did they. Bet you were still a shock though.

[pabird]

Simon we are so sorry for you in being part of Basildon and all that implies

We are attempting to soften the blow in use of the Basilricay term

Please try not to be so alarmed at the level of our sympathy and do attempt to ignore the name on the council vehicles that service (sometimes / never ) your Roads etc

Go on do your best to have a good new year

 

[c'mon ricay]

try never, sumtimes ur having a laugh baso council offering da ppl of billericay sum kind of sevrice

[Merv]

You know with a few spelling corrections, a bit of punctuation and the odd bit of tweaking to the grammar, I could probably make that last posting make some sense.

 

But would it be worth it, I ask myself?

 

Happy New Year (and to you cum on ricay - hOpppy da wen yr)

[cangull]

Merv - Was that true Welsh or abbreviated?

[Merv]

Finnish, actually Vic. I've been brushing up for a few weeks now, just in case! You never know when it might come in handy.