Here I Am Vic

[GazzaBTFC]

Sorry lads, I know I have been missed but I can't really get up any excitement for this season due to the rubbish that is being put around my beloved club i.e. move to Basildon, Calders inept performance (again)...blah, blah, blah.

 

But don't go suggesting that I should join you boys at Canvey. No way, true blue since 1974 and the only way you'll ever get me on THAT island is to see the 'Ricay put you down this Boxing Day!!!

 

Have a Merry Xmas and a s*i*e boxing day (lol). Lets hope the new year all my wishes come true!!!

[CANV EFM]

billericay will never move to basildon.. the whole project is just not viable..

[cangull]

Gazza - I thought we were going to go past this season without your banter, 'silly boy arn't I'.

Your 2nd from last paragraph - I take it, you won't be coming to the game then!!

[Merv]

You have to remember that every time a footy fan leaves Billericay and comes onto Canvey, the average IQ of both towns goes down!

[c'mon ricay]

da iq of ur backward island will increase big time on thursday

 

cant quite share ur optimism gazza

 

n as much as i dont want it 2 i think ricay moves 2 that scum hole known as baso welll go head as they r depesarte 2 get their hands on decent footy side outlying planning permission has been granted n im sure it wont take much 4 da council 2 part with their land

[cangull]

I must say you have great timing Cum on Ricay, your posting has just underlined every word of Mervs assessment of the Billericay supporter. Da Da!!

[c'mon ricay]

i ve got 12 gsces at a to c so go [censored] urself u backward [color:"red"] expletive deleted by Frenchy[/color]

 

May I remind you of the conditions of use for this forum. The sort of language you have used here is not acceptable - sorry.

[cangull]

No doubt one of those gsces(gcse) was not for english - cum on ricay, unless of course the the passing examiner was the main subject of discussion at Runwell!

I do notice that Gazza who says he is a Basilricay supporter does not use the same language; mind, that may well be that he only moved into those backwoods a few years ago! Very obviously a regret for him, especially with the football team that resides within that area!

[Merv]

He got his qualifications from the public toilet in Basildon's town square, Vic. In one of the cubicles there is a notice, next to the bog roll, that proclaims, "GSCEs. Help Yourself."

 

The question is, why did he stop at 12? And what subjects are they in?

[Merv]

And before you ask, I was in there by invitation of Gervais. He asked me accompany him and we discussed the first thing that came up. Lovely man - oooh.

[GazzaBTFC]

Did you lot read my post....1974. Haven't just moved to the backwoods (or so you say).

 

And I am not a Basaricay supporter I'll have you know. As there is no such place. Please, get a map, read it and get your geography right. Then again, with the amount of support you lot are supposed to have, I'm sure most of the figures that are quoted in the papers for yopur games are the ones that got lost on the way to your ground.

 

Let me spell it B-I-L-L-E-R-I-C-A-Y. You maybe sick of that name come Boxing Day!!!

[CANV EFM]

 

both teams are still to play their biggest home games

[CANV EFM]

you boys are getting dangerously close to average..;-)

anyone know if its still 1.50 a pint on thursday ?

[GazzaBTFC]

You can quote stats at me all the time mate but they sometimes lie.

[Merv]

Au contraire, Gazza me ol' mate.

 

Take a look at the latest version of AutoRoute 2003 edition (not yet commercially available).

 

[Ryan.c]

It also says England on there as well, of which you are not a part of!

[Simon BTFC]

I think merv's been fobbed off with some dodgy software there, having been afforded a sneak preview of the 2004 edition it looks like global warming has well and truly kicked in:

 

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[CANV EFM]

hahahah!! great work guys .. when we all merge to become sarfbasilricay island playing somewhere in laindon we will remember these happy days

[Merv]

Touché

 

We are all looking forward to a great game on Thursday. I understand the bar will be open from 11:30am so chance for a few Xmas beers, a good game (where the best team will win - see predictions on separate thread), a burger with no trace of turkey and a good bit of banter between us 'Essex Boys'.

 

Merry Christmas to all my readers.

[c'mon ricay]

ur not essex boys ur german boys or at leats thats were drifting 2wards

 

in answer 2 mervs question no 1 not no of my gcses r in english but who gives a f*ck

 

they are in

 

IT

Economics

History world (20th cen)

Maths

Triple science

Combined technologly

French

Goegarphy disturping course that sea walls along d south coast rnt gunna b reparied so da sea can reclaim land 2 stop it flooding low land areas such as ur s*it hole of a ground at park lane y ohh y wasnt ur ground selccted as low vaule as its such a mess it cant b worth much

RS

Business studies