lady referee

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looked down on the game today..... as I was on my way over to france....... and decided to 'zone' in on the wembley pitch (thought it was the stadium..but the reindeers were all pis*ed..sorry) anyway..saw the welsh idol getting booked and decided to record the conversation by way of me old lead deer...maxdeerio....'e's got supersensitive 'earing you see.....it went like this............

 

''oy ref...he felled me didn't yu see that...''

'' 'ere taffy...you gonna give me one tonite or wot''

''can't ref...i'm out with the boyo's see...its our big christmas night out....maybe next time''

''okay a*****e your in the book...see....''

 

moral of the story is....when you've got a fit a**e an' proppa t***s and you're a lady ref.....you get what you want.....ha ha ha...anyone fancy graham barbour...ha ha ha ha....'ere...mind you...she was fit an' all.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/yelrotflmao.gif" alt="" />

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I also thought 'she' had a good game...

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Alison was the best ref we have had this season, commanded the game very well, took no nonsense and made the right decisions at the right time, well done

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I see, its alison now is it....dirty old so and so you...totally agree though, thought she handled the game really well, having said that their full back was lucky to stay on.

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according to this thread their were 4 of you at the wembley,well done double the amount you brought to us.

 

gloryseekers

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Interestingly enough, there were actually a full coach load of us at Wembley (love that name) and we made a right old racket as well. Long way to go but the travelling support is increasing week by week, all in good time. By the way, we didn't bring anyone up to your game cos we know its a miserable old place with no hospitality and we thought you were rather lucky to nick the game in the last few minutes. Mind you.... we still lead 3-1 on aggregate so, lets not split hairs old chap.....Anyway don't be so bitter camel, concentrate on not dropping points over the holiday period, isn't it about this time of year that you usually f*** everything up, try and not do the same this year cos we like you up there with us. Well....for the time being anyway....Good luck against Northwood!!!!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool_shades.gif" alt="" />

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I've just rumbled...I'll bet that's the ref that posted that. Hey ref, Jonah reckons you gave him your thong after the match with your telephone number on, is that true. Come on, tellus. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/yelrotflmao.gif" alt="" />

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not true, jonah's winding you all up if he said that. The cutest one on the pitch was Gooding, now that might have been a different story. Pity, but I didn't get the chance to book him!

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this has got to be a wind up, she couldn't come on here could she?

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Well let's see? What was said to you as you entered the player's tunnel after the match?

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YOU say you brought a coachload to wembley,didnt they bother going to the game then or do you mean it was the players coach you went onbecause the crowd was given as 69 which would in your eyes mean wembley only had about 15 to 20 people there,i know they are not the best supported team but i know they have more than that so dont be stupid and say you bring more than you do whats the point unfortunatly for you i know how many you brought because a mate of mine is a wembey fan and he told me you had about 15 fans there.

sad sad sad sad gloryseekers

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what point are you continuously trying to make camel....we've already told you...all this money stuff and crowd stuff is old hat...look back six months...you were all doing it then.....you are boring us all with all this old [****!!****] that you keep posting on here...unfortunately you are the same as your team...no imagination...we like other people to come on here for a bit of banter and we know that you are trying...and its not your fault that you suffered a sub standard education....being from a nomadic tribe with no home to speak of....but please...use a bit more imagination will you..theres a good little camel...slag us off about something else...anything at all different thats funny...please...

by the way, there were actually 34 urchins at Wembley...its a start...we're happy...we love it...we are going to the premiership...are you going to come with us or are you going to crack under the pressure like you always do......we will see...we will see....good luck against Northwood on Thursday.!!!!......ha ha ha ha....by the way...look for the crowd attendances on boxing day will you......ha ha ha ha..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/yelrotflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/yelrotflmao.gif" alt="" />

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ah the joy of making someone bite so joyous,oh and by the way 34 fans doesnt include players family and officials,i mean proper fans who have been there through thick and thin,like winning the non league double one year and also being there when the club has been relegated,oh sorry that was us not you and not winning a county cup(if you ever have that is).

 

c u next time when i fancy making you bite.

 

 

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Thanks for that retard...due to your educated postings...we now know how to use a forum for the purposes of a wind up...truth is old son...your just a bore...yawn... yawn... yawn....like everyone else who is passionate about football...we bite sometimes when a nerve is touched..its part of the game...on and off the pitch...have to say however that your postings do fall somewhat short of either making us bite, laugh,.... or indeed even fulfilling the requirement of being on here in the first place....an IQ over 16....he he.....

 

''ha ha ha ha ha....'ere...where's me ol' mate sidney the wealdstone camel...ha ha ha...begging outside of 'arrods no doubt....ha ha ha...tryin' to raise money for the new stadium......'ere...give it all to the flyin' pigs cash construction company..save someone 'avin' to run orf wiv it....ha ha ha ha ...up yours camel.....non of yous 'ave any class at all...thats why no one likes you.....'' ....'ere....try an' get a point agin' Northwood on boxin' day....don't bottle it yet son....ha ha ha....good man....keep it up....yous all got a few days left before the collapse...enjoy it.....ha ha ha ha.....'ere...don't get the hump mate...its all a big larf innit...'specially when yous all end up third....culdn't make it up culdya....he he he....ho ho ho.....we'll all be back on 'ere boxin' day to take stock of the results an' all....'ope you canmake it camel..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif" alt="" />

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Wembley, long way??? Dear oh dear.

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quick escape to the forum after observing the frenzied ritual of early morning pressie opening and such like....now then...lets deal with camel first..the 'maracana' post referrred to........ 'a long way to go'....in terms of building up the away support, not the actual trip to wembley....he's right as well....starting from zilch...I think that the club have done a great job thus far in encouraging the ever increasing fan base to travel...it does take time but don't underestimate the power of marketing....as for your misinterpretation of the post....well camel....we are sorry...we already know that you lot have very limited intelligence systems so we'll make thing easier for you in future....something along the lines of.....THE BLACK CAT SAT ON THE MAT'....should do the trick.....or...JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL.....even easier to understand......ha ha ha ha....nothing changes....good luck everyone tommorrow...hope the weather stays fine and enjoy it...its the best footie day of the year....can't wait.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif" alt="" />