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grrrrrrr

 

Guestimate

Conflab

people that say "Can i get" instead of "Can i have" in cafes and sandwich bars

Guys

Whatever

people that high five

High five itself

people with sill student rucksacks on the train. Why?

Umbrellas

Couples that hold hands and go to wrok together and get the train together

Oxford Street

Gangs that all get the same train together and talk loudly and act like kids all the way home

Arsenal

People playing tunes on there mobiles

Birds that work in the city and wear trainers with there suits to get to work

people that tolerate nonces

Aston Villas ticket director

My wife

People

Birds that wont go over first night

Bad Breath

The Tube

 

 

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People from who call you "Dude".

"Don't go there", "24/7" (just say 'all the time'), TLC (soppy twats), retail therapy (it's [censored] shopping).

...and another thing. Young Londoner's (of all races) who have modified the cockney accent vowel sounds so 'loike' becomes 'lak', 'roight' becomes 'rat' in the style of So Solid Crew and Miss Dynamite Tee Hee and complain of people 'cussin em or chiefing em'. What the [censored]!! I suspect this is the death of traditional [****!!****]'O'Nese accent as we know it.

Office workers who use phrases like 'proactive', 'opportunities', 'challenges' to talk up their mundane jobs.

People who carry umbrellas when it spots with rain, especially big umbrellas that take up the entire pavement on Victoria St. Particularly bad are those that have umbrellas with their company name on.

People who use the gym wearing a T-shirt with their company name on it, or boasting about completing a marathon or walk or parachute '[censored]' jump or a motivational slogan about having 'determition,attitude etc'.

Seasonal [censored] drinkers who get twatted after 3 or 4 drinks and come into work complaining of a bad head.

Right that's enough. I'm getting carried away.

tomorrow!!!!

 

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