Best footballing "one liners"

[Hookey]

I'll start with Brian Clough asking Larry LLoyd who was the only England player to get 2 caps in one day. After a while Larry gave up and said who? To which Cloughie replied "YOU, your first and your last" !!!!

 

Or, how about the Falkirk centre forward who was knocked unconscious, when he came round he told the physio he didn't know his own name. The physio shouted to the anxious manager "He says he doesn't know who he is boss" to which the manager replied "Tell him he's Pele and get him back out there" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Maldini66]

Ian Saint-John to Bill Shankly, Why am i only playing for the seconds, Shankly said because we haven't got a thirds <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bigshock.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

Gordon Strachan is the king of one liners. A reporter once asked for a quick comment. He replied "Velocity"!

[smallsy]

that strachan quote is class. have you got the strachan email happy?

[Chopper]

Some people have been listening to talk sport on here.

[Hookey]

Busted!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/busted.gif" alt="" />

[Chopper]

haha hookey got ya. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/busted.gif" alt="" />

[Kaiser Jnr]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/busted.gif" alt="" /> Bonjour! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

Quote:

smallsy said:
that strachan quote is class. have you got the strachan email happy?

No. If you have please pm it to me pal.

[Mr Happy]

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Chopper said:
Some people have been listening to talk sport on here.

I bet you prefer Heart FM!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[Chopper]

no mate thats for old people like yourself! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

Hi Oldtimer <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />