top 5 new names for SACFC

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

We should perform a coo, you started the team CZ you must be the one able to take it back, it is yours after all!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

If I were still secretary, I'd happily fold the club (told you I'm a fan of Harding!!) but I'm not in a position to do so now.

 

I could perform a coup, but like I said, I don't think there are enough original EFM members about to scrape together a side, with the youngsters being away.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

we'll keep some of the players, just play ourselves again and the non-players would soon move on!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Are you gonna be the one to tell Gaffer he's out of a job then??

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I'll leave a horses head in his bed, he'll know!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Better still, you could leave Kingy's head in it!! <img src="/forums/images/icons/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[SAINTS64MAD]

I would play for EFM but im too young! GHA we all know you like to stick your head up fat peoples sweaty bums!

[CANV EFM]

i'd happily join efm but i think you are all going a bit gay.

oh and i live 80 miles away

and im far to wealthy

 

[SteveP]

Just thinking why don't St Albans groundshare with Spurs? Both could sell their grounds and move to Enfield, then you could change your kit to white and blue and then bring in Laz as your chairman, oh wait a minute, I think there might be a problem with that...

 

Oi wealthy canv, have you got your petrol money for your little jaunt to us in Bucks? Don't park by the club or I'll nick your stereo, the sutton fans love that gag.... Oh how they laughed when their entire squad were robbed. Anyhow should be an easy 3 points for you...

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Anyhow should be an easy 3 points for you...

 

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You do realise you're playing Canvey don't you!

[GHA EFM]

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I would play for EFM but im too young!

 

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Along with the fact that you don't live in St. Albans. And you've never been to an EFM match. Or played for EFM. And you'd be behind Thornsy in the pecking order. And you aren't good enough for the elite.

 

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GHA we all know you like to stick your head up fat peoples sweaty bums!

 

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If you're referring to forwards, firstly I'm a back you plank (you were the one that said you play number 8) and secondly if you're referring to forwards as being the other way inclined, I'm sure AFF would be delighted to stab you up, sorry, meet you.

 

[SAINTS64MAD]

Well you dont have to be a forward to put your head up someones bum! You could have a rook or something or maul! It was only an idea! GHA, you take life too seriously! Try taking a chill pill.

[Ted Maul]

GHA - MAD's Dad might be bigger than your Dad.

[GHA EFM]

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rook

 

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What does chess have to do with anything?

 

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we all know you like to stick your head up fat peoples sweaty bums!

 

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It was only an idea!

 

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If that's only an idea, you haven't exactly expressed it particularly well.

 

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GHA - MAD's Dad might be bigger than your Dad.

 

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From what I've seen, I'm bigger than MAD's Dad. Although, thinking about it, I'm bigger than my Dad.

[CANV EFM]

steve .P.

was it at chesham when the changing rooms were ransacked??.. blimey is south east essex the last bastion of civility!!..

as for the easy 3 points, all i can remember is last season at the lane when we 'ripped off' 3 points from u guys in the last 15 seconds to 'nick' a win that was about as well deserved as hindenburg fire saftey certificate..

[CANV EFM]

anyway.. this is a wheathamstead town board we shud discuss these matters elsewhere ;-)

[CANV EFM]

hang on Laz.. you work locally? i thought you were a face in the smoke! .. you must be a real talent to be picking up your wad working out in the sticks.. are you C.Z.'s boss?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Oi, I'm CZ's boss!!

 

 

[SteveP]

Canv, yes you totally robbed us at Park Lane, hence it seemed strangely apt to offer this in the more physical sense for your return journey! Actually I was particularly peturbed at that game when some little sh1t started laughing at me for clapping the lads off, I could of strangled the little *****r, but I'm not a violent man.

 

This time around I really can't see us doing anything, this years team doesn't have anywhere near the quality of last seasons, we'll be lucky to stay up really. We haven't won in the league since October, you can tell I am beginning to feel the burn on this one....

 

 

[CANV EFM]

well if u can ride out the first 20 mins and the last 10 then your in with a shout.. the canvey team is only working firefighters hours this season