shopping with the wife

[zody]

why is it that they loved to watch us men helping and looking to get the right size bra for them then moan it doesnt fit, then they want to go all girlie and have a debate about cup sizes, what the fck does it matter, its coming off later anyway <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

Not all of us has a man to go shopping with them or who gives a $hite <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" /> so mine will be staying on

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Burnham Lad]

Guidance on Cup sizes:

 

A man walked into the ladies department of a Marks and Sparks and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter

and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the Assistant.

"Type?" inquires the man, "Is there is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

there was me thinking, all a woman wants to do was cover them up, <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />, like undressing in the dark, for fck shake, I never get bored looking <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

They probably do coz it is you..I have no problems on that front!

[zody]

Lazy eye wasnt it

[dr gas]

i went into a shop and asked for a bra for my wife.

What size the shop assistant enquired?

"13" i replied.

I dont understand said the shop assistant, so i took off my hat, said thats a six and a half and one fits in that..

[zody]

boom boom

[coupwotcoup]

Quote:

zody said:
Lazy eye wasnt it

Probably lazy lob...