Old

[Bate'o]

OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and

you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

 

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on

your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and

your pacemaker opens the garage door.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse

goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of

by the police.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any

fiber today.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find

your car in the parking lot.

 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee