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kattyann

By kattyann
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks "what's going on?"

 

"Terrorists have kidnapped Christiano Ronaldo and want £10 million ransom or they will douse him in petrol and set fire to him. We are going from car to car for a collection".

 

Driver asks "how much is everyone giving, on average?"

 

Man replies.... "About a gallon"....

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