Rooney's Red Card

[GHA EFM]

Quote:

Wayne Rooney has been given until Thursday to file a statement about his red card in England's World Cup quarter-final defeat by Portugal.

Dear Mr. FIFA. On Saturday afternoon I got a red card, which was bad. It was red and shiny and the horrible man in the yellow shirt gave it to me. I didn't like it but there was nothing I could say about it. He said it was for standing on someone or something, I don't really remember. I had to go and sit in the changing rooms. I was sad, and it was very quiet and boring. Then the rest of my team lost on penalties again. I was more sad. Then everyone came in to the changing room and we got changed and got on the bus. The thing I am most sad about is that we had to catch an aeroplane home the next day. I had been enjoying my holiday. Also the nice man with white hair and glasses said he is leaving and going to a better place. I will miss him. That is my story on my red card. I hope you like it.

THE END

Wayne

[Electric ~soul~]

Very good, mate.

[Davymac55]

Nice one.I have heard little of it but the player Looney stood on wouldn't happen to be the same player involved in The Mtattarsil Metatarsal ( you know wot i mean) Incident?

[Electric ~soul~]

I thought this, but apparently not.

[Davymac55]

And they could have given him a bit longer to write his statement, poor lad.