Ronaldo

[Stu M]

Great advertiding for the credit card companies, this! After every major football incident there's a 'priceless' 'funny' launched...

[Gordon T]

the mastercard advert should read:

 

"Getting Rooney sent off"

(in inverted commas cos rooney was going anyway and this hatred of ronaldo is so petty its funny)

 

PRICELESS

[Slartibartfast]

No no it is all Ronaldos fault.

 

It was Ronaldos fault that we only took one fit forward.

It was Ronaldos fault that Beckham was awful in this world cup and in the last (The 1998 world cup was of course Simeones fault).

It was Ronaldos fault that the cow in the England dressing room had such a smug look on its face whenever Lampard got the banjo out.

It was Ronaldos fault that England cannot keep hold of the ball even against third division opposition like Trinidad & Tobaggo.

It was Ronaldos fault that none of our overpaid prima donnas can kick a ball twelve yards into the net with just a goalkeeper to beat.

It was Ronaldos fault that England failed to put together any passing moves of note and managed to look so unimpressive in all five matches in the world cup.

It was certainly Ronaldos fault that Rooney stamped on a players wedding tackle while the ref was watching.

 

It must have been Ronaldos fault because he winked. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[BustaGut]

If you watch the start of the match Ronaldo, stood at the centre spot with a team mate baiting Rooney.They indicated to Rooney that they would get him sent off. Think its more than just about a wink to be honest

[Hempstead Gaz]

He is still and always will be a cheat. Pure and simple.

The quicker scum like him get lengthy bans, the better.

Onw day he may grow up.

I hope Looney "does" him in training first, though.

[Slartibartfast]

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BustaGut said:
If you watch the start of the match Ronaldo, stood at the centre spot with a team mate baiting Rooney.They indicated to Rooney that they would get him sent off. Think its more than just about a wink to be honest

Bloody hell! You mean they told him he was going to be sent off and the idiot was still stupid enough to get himself sent off.
Somebody should be stamping on Rooneys testicles on a regular basis, people who are that ignorant should not be allowed to contaminate the gene pool.

[BustaGut]

Agree with you there totally!!!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

I don't condone anything Ronaldo did(or didn't do)!

I think Rooney reminds me of another overweight, overpaid,immature dummy spitter. Anyone remember Paul Gascoigne?

[Jimmy]

Gazza was more stupid than aggressive to be fair to him.

[Slartibartfast]

To be really fair Gazza was more stupid than Mike Tyson was aggressive.

[Andy Y. (G&NFC)]

[bloody hell! You mean they told him he was going to be sent off and the idiot was still stupid enough to get himself sent off.

Somebody should be stamping on Rooneys testicles on a regular basis, people who are that ignorant should not be allowed to contaminate the gene pool.

 

If they are thick enough to fall for it of course its easy enough to get someone sent off!

 

When I was playing Sunday League, a player from a team I had better not mention, (ok it was Lordswood!) got himself sent off against me and we targeted him every time we played them. He ended up getting himself sent off at least three more times. All I had to do was kick him up in the air once, and BANG! out came the attempted right hook......Sucker! I think even the refs were getting wise to it in the end and waiting for it to happen <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Not quite in the same league as Rooney and Ronaldo I suppose but the principle was the same!

[FleetFanatic]

[Stu M]

Have you permission to reproduce that from the Dino Maamria Academy of Fine Diving?

[EUFC superb]

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Hirsty said:
At least you scored 18 ! I had the misfortune to watch the 5th ODI prior to the footie !! How can we get 2 runs off the opening 4 overs of our innings & the Sri Lankans get 55 off the opening 4 overs of theirs ?? Questions will be asked in the House.......I predict a riot !

Cheers,

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I got six as an opener for the school the other week. After that I got out for two ducks (I stand by my claim that all three times I was not out!). My average is two. I haven't got to bowl yet but hopefully I will in my next match.
On saturday I went to Canterbury to watch England A vs. Pakistan: Brilliant day out.

[MHL]

Harsh, Gazza (was) one of Englands best players in the 90s, Rooney is Englands best player late 90s to date, fact.

I would tolerate both in my team because they're the best we've had in a long time.

 

Without both of them we've been found out (admit getting suspended / sent off doesn't help).