wotcha you lot

[MbrunoB]

Better make it soon as they say Essex is sinking by a centimeter a year!!!

[Kel]

It's true. They say it's due to the weight of all the sh!t in Romford!

[Nikki 50/50]

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Brunob said:

Hot toilets, pure luxury on a cold day! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Eastside banter is well worth the visit as the Happies and myself found out at the end of last season. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Either I'm now a Happy or being forgotten about! Cheers matey!

[MbrunoB]

You went with the Happies and I could NEVER forget you!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Wir vermissen dich! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

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Kel O45crew said:
It's true. They say it's due to the weight of all the sh!t in Romford!

bog off spam man <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/attentat.gif" alt="" />

[Steph]

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The Invisible Man said:
Hi there Unc!

I'm very tempted to inform you that our visiting support will be a group of people all going to watch Enfield Town play AFC Hornchurch, but that would be childish and silly.

A number of our supporters seem to prefer seating for the entire game - in the bar.

One will require a set of Admiralty charts, tide tables and secure moorings nearby. Alternatively he will require a safe position for his stepladder.

At least one supporter will require a separate terrace facing away from the playing area, as he/they always seem to see a different game from everyone else.

Another will need clear access around the terrace to walk around calling out the Tottenham latest scores (usually wrong) and ideally a little door in the fencing to scamper off to fetch the ball.

A certain young lady supporter will require directions to the nearest shopping centre. Cyclops will find his own Real Ale pub but if you could lay on a taxi/ambulance to drag him out of it, it would be appreciated.

There should be a separate area, preferably a soundproofed darkened room marked only by a pentagram on the door, for the Inner Circle to meet, huddle and scheme on their own.

We will require direct internet/fax/telex/TV links to our statistician in the West Country (is there still such a thing as telex?).

Would it be possible to have the grass freshly mown nice and short and the pitch surround fence lowered in order for us to actually see our players? Not that there's a lack of height in out team....

Regrettably Fruitbat is no longer with us so there is no need for a 20m specially reinforced section of terrace with direct access to the bar.

The above would be greatly appreciated.

Very Very Good TIM. Tell me did you think that up yourself or need some invisible help.

Rotflmao <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Steph]

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Brunob said:
Better make it soon as they say Essex is sinking by a centimeter a year!!!

It is n ot only sinking by a centimetre but they are digging out parts to make it even smaller. Last year they removed a piece between Tollesbury and West Mersea and this year hey dug out part of Wallasea Island.

[MbrunoB]

Not all bad news then? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Southport - TOWNER]

Quote:

The Invisible Man said:
Hi there Unc!

I'm very tempted to inform you that our visiting support will be a group of people all going to watch Enfield Town play AFC Hornchurch, but that would be childish and silly.

A number of our supporters seem to prefer seating for the entire game - in the bar.

One will require a set of Admiralty charts, tide tables and secure moorings nearby. Alternatively he will require a safe position for his stepladder.

At least one supporter will require a separate terrace facing away from the playing area, as he/they always seem to see a different game from everyone else.

Another will need clear access around the terrace to walk around calling out the Tottenham latest scores (usually wrong) and ideally a little door in the fencing to scamper off to fetch the ball.

A certain young lady supporter will require directions to the nearest shopping centre. Cyclops will find his own Real Ale pub but if you could lay on a taxi/ambulance to drag him out of it, it would be appreciated.

There should be a separate area, preferably a soundproofed darkened room marked only by a pentagram on the door, for the Inner Circle to meet, huddle and scheme on their own.

We will require direct internet/fax/telex/TV links to our statistician in the West Country (is there still such a thing as telex?).

Would it be possible to have the grass freshly mown nice and short and the pitch surround fence lowered in order for us to actually see our players? Not that there's a lack of height in out team....

Regrettably Fruitbat is no longer with us so there is no need for a 20m specially reinforced section of terrace with direct access to the bar.

The above would be greatly appreciated.

one of your best postings, well done that man <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> We aim to please!

[MbrunoB]

Lets hope the new forward line has as good an aim for the season! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Gazza]

What new forward line?

What do you know that I dont?

Bru have you joined the inner circle?

[Southport - TOWNER]

bet ya that we don't have a fwd over 5ft 8"!!!!

[Lil Dave]

maybe we have the potential at the trial was good and promicing

[MbrunoB]

As long as it was better than your spelling we will have a chance.

[Lil Dave]

don't no about that. on a serious note their was some great players, and thier will be a few suprise's for other teams next season plus, maybe for us who no's