wotcha you lot

[Uncle Urchin]

what do you reckon your visiting support will be when you come to the stadium next season and what sort of accomodation do you prefer...(standing..seating etc)

[andyetfc]

B and B?

[Uncle Urchin]

can do that as well... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

sell decent burgers, dont touch them Andy, Uncle is the chef

[MbrunoB]

Proper tea with fresh milk not that long life muck or powdered tea, cakes and bread pudding.

 

As you might guess we get spoilt at home games by Squadron leader and her ground crew! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

he tried to poison the Tottenham players with his lasagne you know <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[MbrunoB]

They managed that by themselves.

[Arkwright]

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Uncle Urchin said:
what do you reckon your visiting support will be when you come to the stadium next season and what sort of accomodation do you prefer...(standing..seating etc)

Anywhere between 150-200 (More depending on when game played), & we'd like the choice of seating or standing, plus waitress service to save queueing for a drink. Thanking you.

[The Invisible Man]

Hi there Unc!

 

I'm very tempted to inform you that our visiting support will be a group of people all going to watch Enfield Town play AFC Hornchurch, but that would be childish and silly.

 

A number of our supporters seem to prefer seating for the entire game - in the bar.

 

One will require a set of Admiralty charts, tide tables and secure moorings nearby. Alternatively he will require a safe position for his stepladder.

 

At least one supporter will require a separate terrace facing away from the playing area, as he/they always seem to see a different game from everyone else.

 

Another will need clear access around the terrace to walk around calling out the Tottenham latest scores (usually wrong) and ideally a little door in the fencing to scamper off to fetch the ball.

 

A certain young lady supporter will require directions to the nearest shopping centre. Cyclops will find his own Real Ale pub but if you could lay on a taxi/ambulance to drag him out of it, it would be appreciated.

 

There should be a separate area, preferably a soundproofed darkened room marked only by a pentagram on the door, for the Inner Circle to meet, huddle and scheme on their own.

 

We will require direct internet/fax/telex/TV links to our statistician in the West Country (is there still such a thing as telex?).

 

Would it be possible to have the grass freshly mown nice and short and the pitch surround fence lowered in order for us to actually see our players? Not that there's a lack of height in out team....

 

Regrettably Fruitbat is no longer with us so there is no need for a 20m specially reinforced section of terrace with direct access to the bar.

 

The above would be greatly appreciated.

[MbrunoB]

And all 3 points nicely packaged for us to take away with us at the end will finish it all off! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

ha ha...great stuff and we'll do our best to accomodate you vis......as you probably know the watching area from behind the goals is about 30 yards so you may wish to enjoy some standing banter with the eastside terraced brigade...or indeed seat yourself in some luxury on either side although visitors usually go into the eastside stand...

 

hot food and toilets both sides and hot food in the clubhouse pre match also...

 

should be a very good gate at either ground methinks... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Jim Cunneen]

The Invisible Man said:

Hi there Unc!

 

 

At least one supporter will require a separate terrace facing away from the playing area, as he/they always seem to see a different game from everyone else.

 

 

I wonder who that is......

[lovely stuff]

Uncle.You may just pip us for home support.We'll probably get 300-350 average next season.I suspect Hornchurch will get 350-400.

But i wager that no one will beat our away support.We take a very high percentage of our support to away games.we'll average a least 150 at every away game.

[MbrunoB]

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Uncle Urchin said:
ha ha...great stuff and we'll do our best to accomodate you vis......as you probably know the watching area from behind the goals is about 30 yards so you may wish to enjoy some standing banter with the eastside terraced brigade...or indeed seat yourself in some luxury on either side although visitors usually go into the eastside stand...

hot food and toilets both sides and hot food in the clubhouse pre match also...

should be a very good gate at either ground methinks... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Hot toilets, pure luxury on a cold day! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Eastside banter is well worth the visit as the Happies and myself found out at the end of last season. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Jim Cunneen]

The Invisible Man said:

Hi there Unc!

 

 

There should be a separate area, preferably a soundproofed darkened room marked only by a pentagram on the door, for the Inner Circle to meet, huddle and scheme on their own.

 

We will require direct internet/fax/telex/TV links to our statistician in the West Country (is there still such a thing as telex?).

 

 

Dont need any of those thanks as some of those not to be named within the inner circle communicate quite nicely with me throughout the game on matters of fact and then discuss their machinations afterwards as we plot....

 

BTW I think the addition of Flackwell Heath is a good thing as I WILL be there to renew old friendships and meet people who are only names....

 

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[lovely stuff]

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Jim Cunneen said:

The Invisible Man said:
Hi there Unc!


At least one supporter will require a separate terrace facing away from the playing area, as he/they always seem to see a different game from everyone else.


I wonder who that is......

Well it won't be you or Invis.As the pair of you are never AT any Town games (let alone a 'different one') <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Jim Cunneen]

That's why I asked the perfectly reasonable question mr snipeypants.....

 

Hang on a minute you jumping in has given me an idea who it could be but I will talk to the other members of my coven for confirmation.

 

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[Tom S]

Sorry, Jim. No idea - unless he means Jim Chandler.

[Hawkeye Pierce]

150 away? Depends on weather and distance to travel and position of both clubs in table at time! I go traditional Auctioneers lot 80 - 120.

[The Invisible Man]

It's a fair cop, LS, it's true that I get to very few games these days - but I feel I have a legitimate excuse.

 

Provided they are Saturday games, I am very tempted to make both Hornychurch games among the few this season. I would like to make it very clear that this has absolutely nothing to do with the Urchinettes - do they still exist, I wonder? Perhaps their tennis skirts were repossessed last year?

 

But they should be good games with top banter - like football is supposed to be.