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Tarzan want's a bank loan.......

Mersea Pete

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Tarzan goes to his local Barclays Bank and speaks to the manager

about a loan.

" Tarzan have no money" he tells the manager." Tarzan have no food"

" On Monday Tarzan eat Cheetah's arms, On Tuesday Tarzan eat

Cheetah's head, On Wednesday Tarzan eat Cheetah's body and on

Thursday Tarzan eat Cheetah's legs."

" Well I'm sorry Tarzan," says the bank manager, " I'm going to refuse

you a loan"

" Tarzan ask why?" he replies

The manager says................." Well if you can't live on a monkey a

week"........... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/bounceblue.gif" alt="" />

 

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