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Top-10 Peter Kay quotes!

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Top 10 Peter Kay Quotes

"Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones."

 

"At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."

 

"One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."

 

"Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl."

 

"You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."

 

"Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."

 

"The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."

 

"Old women with mobile phones look wrong."

 

"Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."

 

"There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."

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