Bathroom Floor

[Bate'o]

An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, did the splits, and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband. "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled. Jacko came running in. "Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said. "Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too heavy, girl. I'll go across the road and get me mate, Bluey."

They came back, and both tried to pull her up.

"No way. We can't do it," Bluey said, "Too much suction. Lets try Plan C."

 

"Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel, and we'll break the tiles

under her."

"Spot on," Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play

with her thrupnies bits."

"Play with her thrupnies bits"? Bluey asked, "Why the hell would you want

to do that"?

Jacko replied, "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide

her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive."