ka i need a pay rise

[hope]

a plea for a raise in salary

> >>

> >> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

> >> reasons:

> >> I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into

> >> everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a

> >> damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

> >> I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

> >>

> >> Sincerely,

> >> The Penis

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> Dear Penis,

> >> After assessing your request and considering the arguments you

> >> have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

> >> reasons:

> >> You do not work eight hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work

> >> periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management

> >> team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen

> >> visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be

> >> pressured and stimulated in order to start working. you leave the

> >> workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always

> >> observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct

> >> protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are

> >> unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated

> >> work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that

> >> were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the

> >> workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

> >>

> >> Sincerely,

> >> The Management Team *********************

> >>

> >>

[kattyann]

I concur!!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

I can see this thread getting interesting !

[Teflon]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

 

Still Rooooooaaaaring

[kattyann]

About........

[hope]

Quote:

kattyann said:
I concur!!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

great glad we see eye to eye

i want 2 grand more plus a free i want sex now card

[kattyann]

I concur with The Management Team !!!

[hope]

what not fair

 

i am gunna go to trading standards

 

see u in court <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/sperma.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Quote:

kattyann said:
I concur with The Management Team !!!

[color:"red"]
ALL AT THE SAME TIME ???? [color:"black"]

Can I watch next time ???

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

[kattyann]

Only if pay a few Big JR <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Quote:

kattyann said:
Only if pay a few Big JR <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

I'll bring me camera !

You can have film rights !

[kattyann]

Paris Hilton i'm not!!!

[hope]

woah i didnt agree to 4-somes

[Big J R]

Quote:

kattyann said:
Paris Hilton i'm not!!!

Just in case any of you DON'T know who Paris is....

(I think I need a rub down with a damp copy of the Sporting Life' now!)

[neutralbob]

cracking video by the way!

[hope]

cracking video is it broken u can use super glue

[Big J R]

I think CRACK is the operative word in that post !

[neutralbob]

Quote:

hope said:
cracking video is it broken u can use super glue

ur funniest post yet!