WORLDS EVILEST MEN OF ALL TIME JOIN SAINTS RALLY CALL

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

IN A JOINT STATEMENT ISSUED TODAY 4 OF THE MOST EVIL MEN OF ALL TIME HAVE DECIDED TO PUT ALL TERROR ASIDE UNTIL THE SITUATION WITH THE SAINTS IS SORTED! BIN LADEN SPEAKING FROM A CAVE IN TORQUAY SAID "AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF THE UNITED STATES CAN WAIT, I PERSONALLY WON'T BE HAPPY UNTIL I SEE RICHARD EVANS RUNNING ROUND LIKE A LUNATIC AGAIN"<p>

OSAMA BIN LADEN BACKS THE SAINTS<p>

I HAVE MORE CONCERN FOR THE SAINTS AT PRESENT THAN ANY OCCUPATION OF A PLACE LIKE POLAND<p>

IF THE SAINTS AREN'T REINSTATED SOON I'LL ANTHRAX THE RYMAN LEAUGE<p>

I'M MICHEAL BOLTON AND IF THE SAINTS DON'T GET REINSTATED SOON, I'LL SING FOR 90 MINUTES AT CLARENCE PARK EVERY SATURDAY HA HA HA HA!