A little advice for Oners......

[Gussy]

Before you sign that contract for Kingstonian!

 

Johnny wanted to have s£x with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have s£x with you....but the girl said NO. Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...... She said "The b@st@rd used coins!!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

[GJ-again]

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[neutralbob]

thats funny for u son!

[Gussy]

Thanks Munkhouse!

[smallsy]

hahaha love that WW

[Gussy]

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[PB!]

WW having one of his better days today. Brilliant

[GazWembleyFC]

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[Gussy]

Quote:

paulb said:
WW having one of his better days today. Brilliant

Paulb Think i should quit while i'm ahead?

[PB!]

No [****!!****] it go out in a blaze of glory.

[Oners_2_Fourers]

zzzzz

[Gussy]

Wahaaaaay!

 

It's Oners!

[Oners_2_Fourers]

i am back from the end of the world! Malvern!

[PB!]

Stocking up on water for when the drought order kicks in Oners?

[Gussy]

did it look like this?

[PB!]

That must have been a bitch to get back on the train oners. Great work

[Oners_2_Fourers]

I drove fella no trains today! no not for water for money!!!