Hey, Gazza!

[Electric ~soul~]

Can you come and collect young Sidney from our board, please.

 

Cheers, mate.

[GazzaBTFC]

Oooooo...is he over there?

 

Nowt to do with us...perhaps you'll like to ask our Chelmo chums as I suspect he is one of them...

[Electric ~soul~]

My apologies.

 

His post history suggested he'd spent 90% of his time on this board, but yeah, Chelmsford would be a good shout!

[sidney]

Guess again guys...

[GazzaBTFC]

Yep....

 

All tossers stand together...

 

At least you can say you don't need to pretend to come from a City, like they do. Deluded with illusions of grandeur

[GazzaBTFC]

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Guess again guys...

Nah, we're on the money with this one.

[Balmoral Claret]

"At least you can say you don't need to pretend to come from a City, like they do".

Look Gazza - we've been through this before haven't we? NONE of us "pretend to come from a City" - we all just support a football team that uses the word City as a suffix. You know, just like "Academicals", "Argyle", "Orient", "and Diamonds", etc., etc.

[GazzaBTFC]

At last a munch!!!

 

Bloody hell, had to work hard for that one....It must be close season... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[Balmoral Claret]

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GazzaBTFC said:
At last a munch!!!

Bloody hell, had to work hard for that one....It must be close season... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

You're dead right Gazza - it's "close season syndrome" that drove me to that. Roll on Friday for the start of the World Cup (not that many of my neigbours are interested mind!!!)

[I am Spartacus]

S/He is our board now Gazza. He must be running scared in Essex. Have you frightened S/he away from Essex.

[nws]

Gazza how do you know hes not one of yours trying to stir up a load of crap.

I think he is a loony and is making a nuisance of himself on quite a few message boards.

[GazzaBTFC]

Deduction My dear Watson...It's only you bunch of numpties that get personal!!!

 

(apologies to BC, who is the only intelligent one and don't live there)

[Balmoral Claret]

"apologies to BC, who is the only intelligent one and don't live there"

I'm not COMPLETELY innocent you know Gazza - I was born and bred in Chelmsford for 24 years before getting hitched (congratulations BTW), and living on Canvey for 14 years before moving to God's Own Country in 1984.

Agree with the "only intelligent one" though!

[GazzaBTFC]

Errrrr, "living on Canvey" negates my previous statement....

[Balmoral Claret]

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GazzaBTFC said:
Errrrr, "living on Canvey negates my previous statement....

Thought it might!

[Ryan.c]

Born and raised in Squatterland, lived on the 'Isle of [****!!****]' and now a part-time jock. Christ, you must've been a bad boy in a previous life BC!

[Balmoral Claret]

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Ryan.c said:
Born and raised in Squatterland, lived on the 'Isle of [****!!****]' and now a part-time jock. Christ, you must've been a bad boy in a previous life BC!

What you mean "PREVIOUS life" Cookie Boy?

[GazzaBTFC]

Cookie Boy? That's a new one, eh Ryan?

[Balmoral Claret]

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GazzaBTFC said:
Cookie Boy? That's a new one, eh Ryan?

Amongst the terminology utilised by Benny Hill in his "Chinese" sketches (admittedly probably before you were both born).

[Ryan.c]

Yep, the more the better. I just thought BC was speaking in Scottish again!