For Olaf - Elephant jokes

[Sharming Paula]

Cantos loves these (not).....

 

What is big and grey and has 16 wheels?

An elephant on roller skates.

 

What is big and grey and has 2 trunks?

An elephant going on holiday.

 

What is big and grey and hides in the wardrobe?

An elephant that owes money.

What else?

An elephant afraid of the thunder.

 

What is big and grey and lives in a Scottish lake?

Nessie the Elephant.

 

What is big and grey and makes a horrible noise?

An elephant playing the bagpipes.

 

What is big and grey and needs no ironing?

A drip-dry elephant

 

 

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[The Geezer]

What is big and grey and lives in a Scottish lake?

Nessie the Elephant.

 

 

Thats the best one, so bad it's genius.

[Kel]

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

 

How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

 

How do you know you've woken up next to an elephant?

He has an 'E' embroidered on his pyjama pocket.

[Big J R]

A blonde, (Essex girl - natch), wakes up with a raving hang-over. There's an elephant lying beside her in the bed.

 

"Jeezus ! I must have been tight last night !" She mutters.

 

The elephant turns, and says.......

[color:"red"]

"Well you were for the first couple of times, but after that you got really wet and it was great !!!" [color:"black"]

 

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[dr gas]

Q. why are elephants large grey and wrinkled?

 

A. if they were small round and white they would be an asprin.

[Big J R]

.... and on a similar vein to my last posting on this thread.

 

Two blondes wake up after a rioutous party.

 

One turns to the other and says, [color:"blue"] "Gawd ! My mouth feels like the bottom of a parrots cage !!"

 

[color:"black"]The second blonde replies.....

 

[color:"red"]"I should Bl00dy well think so ! It had a cockatoo in it last night !!"[color:"black"]