Scouse Contraceptive

[MbrunoB]

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was

enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't

strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told

him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

 

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was

to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold

the can up to his ear and count to 10.

 

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the

world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to

my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the

doctor.

 

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held

thecan up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point

he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue

counting on his other hand...

 

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Aberdeen, and anywhere in Wales

[Sharming Paula]

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How very true lol