So whats on the menu for Arsenal then..?

[Veaney]

ARSENAL F.C.

END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

 

Starter

 

Egg on Face

Seasoned Hash

Frogs legs (past their best)

Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

 

Main course

 

Humble Pie

Chump Chops

French (has) Beans

Manager's Beef (not rare)

Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)

NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

 

Dessert

 

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)

Fruitless Tarts

Raspberry Fools

Hard Cheese

 

Drinks

 

Bitter

Little Spirit

French Whine

Cabernet Empty 2006

Champagne - sorry none ordered

 

STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

 

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups

this year.

 

Guest speaker:

Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup

[TonyM]

Very good,personally I think that Arsenal done really well considering they had 13 men against them,dont get me wrong I am not a Arsenal fan but I was proud to see a English club in the finale and yes I wanted them to win but it was not to be,but they carried the flag for English clubs and I thought they done just fine.

[ScratMFC]

I agree Tony, thought they did damn well to hold a 1-0 lead for so long with only ten men.

[JeremyJacobs]

We must remember the great debt Margate owe the Arsenal for the privilege of being their nursery side for 4 great years.

 

I reckon the above joke emanated in London N17.

[Eastside Urchin]

where else,reckon the spurs fans will be even more gutted than us this morning as they realise henry is about to terrorize them for the next four years

[Boney Crisp]

Welcome to Margate ESU.

[Eastside Urchin]

why thank you kind sir

[Veaney]

who the [****!!****] are u

[Eastside Urchin]

super hornchurch from the bridge